I want to talk Chess

Call me Chess, Janus, Flora, or anything you want. Pronouns? Up to you, but consistent. Please don’t repost my art to other sites. This blog will be a little bit of everything. Possibly someday I’ll learn to use Tumblr effectively.

[because-i-love-chess]

Hi! I make stuff sometimes and put it places. Here are some places you can find me.

YouTube: https://youtube.com/@CHESShireCat

Share your videos with friends, family, and the world

I mostly post stuff about Chess the musical here, but I might put other things eventually.

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/janusjekyll

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I have stuff for Sanders Sides, Buzzfeed Unsolved, Chess the musical, and Fusion AU

Some of this stuff is kinda abandoned but sometimes I revive it.

If you see cringe pretend you do not see 😌

Art account: https://www.tumblr.com/janus-jekyll-art

Sideblog of because-I-love-chess I’m going to be slowly moving some art here including old stuff and stuff I haven’t posted to tumblr befor

I have not been keeping up to date here but hopefully I will put more effort in soon. I’ve been planning to open commissions but I’ve been procrastinating. Wide variety of fandoms and maybe some original art here.

You can kinda see the general pattern is I like it when people interact with my things but I can’t be consistent for the life of me. Sometimes if people bug me (affectionate) enough it will motivate me to continue something.

[lystful]

Chess på svenska Florence wip!

Drawing big picture for Musical ZINE!

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[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[nighthaunting]

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

[beesmygod]

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

[neutral-wizard]

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

[zinjanthropusboisei]

Tired of trying to be genuinely creative and intellectual. I'm going to invent a vague aesthetic that I can slap a -punk suffix on, market myself as the founder, and put out a series of BookTok friendly speculative fiction novels that do gangbusters because they include a color-coded set of categories to sort one's intrinsic characteristics into. Surely this is the path to the future.

[zinjanthropusboisei]

#solarpunk has achieved nothing it's time for geopunk#we've got BASELOAD RENEWABLE POWER and SPARKLY GEM BASED CASTE SYSTEMS#and hot spring episodes

Reviews will include "sort of like the Broken Earth but worse and dumber" and "this amount of geology puns about hardness, cleavage, and subduction should be illegal"