#brobotdirkjohn

[arrozcontoffee]

So... How do you think Dadbert would react to Brobot and Dirk? (Bonus points for FTM!John)

dadbert would be happy that his kid is happy, like a good dad would. #proud fatherly tears.

plus, all my johns are trans boy johns, its a law of the universe. B)

[arrozcontoffee]

dude, what if at least once a week, john, Dirk, and dorkzilla find some cheesy B-movie (or a movie that in general is awful but not painful to sit through) and just have a good time making fun of/commentating it (and maybe heading to cuddletown and/or smoochville)?

what do you mean once a week.

more like once a day.

[arrozcontoffee]

hey. hey kyle. can you imagine dirk, dorkzilla, and john bein nerds who cuddle with each other as they watch the ball drop on new year's eve/day and give each a short, but very sweet happy new year smoocj?

i'M GONNA PIUNCH MYSLEF IN THE FACE, THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE.

[arrozcontoffee]

But imagine in that Au where Dirk was forced to shut down Brobot 2.0, he and John started fighting quite a bit after Brobot was gone and split a couple months after Brobot was shut down and Dirk holing himself up at his place for days, maybe even a week or two after John left, and literally had to be drug out by someone close enough to knock some sense into Dirk (it was probably Roxy tbh). It took a long while, but Dirk and John eventually got to polite speakin terms before Dirk built Brobot 3.0

BRUH.