Jan 31, 2015
dude, what if brobot sometimes makes john things from like stuff he found at like a thrift shop or somethin and, while a fair chunk of them serve lil to no purpose function-wise, john loves them to bits?
yeah man.
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dude, what if brobot sometimes makes john things from like stuff he found at like a thrift shop or somethin and, while a fair chunk of them serve lil to no purpose function-wise, john loves them to bits?
yeah man.
dude, what if at least once a week, john, Dirk, and dorkzilla find some cheesy B-movie (or a movie that in general is awful but not painful to sit through) and just have a good time making fun of/commentating it (and maybe heading to cuddletown and/or smoochville)?
what do you mean once a week.
more like once a day.
kyle, imagine if dirk, john, and dorkzilla get a lil loopy when they stay up for long periods of time and they decide to watch movies like "food fight" or "elf bowling: the movie" just imagine it kyle.
ELF BOWLING THE MOVIE, HOLY SHIT IS THAT A REAL MOVIe??????
but can you imagine dirk, john, and dorkzilla just having a marathon of every disney movie EVER?
DUH.
what if whenever there's a chick flick type movie on tv, brobot and john watch it and brobot typically gets really invested in it while john kind of pokes fun at the movie while still enjoying it (unless it's extremely terrible, i mean, everyone has their limits, right?)?
brobot and john watch clueless tbh.
but imagine brobot just saying THE cheesiest romantic lines from like rom-com movies and romance novels and john may laugh but he honestly thinks that brobot is very cute and sweet for saying them, even if it's REELLY cheesy.
"do you love me?"
"i scooby dooby do."
"i am divorcing you."
"but john we aren't married-"
"di-vorc-ing-you."
what if there was an Au where you switch bodies with your soulmate (of any kind really, romantic, platonic, etc.) at certain ages for different types of soulmates and dorkzilla, john, and dirk are all romantic soulmates for each other, so no one is directly swapped with one other and it takes a while for all of them to figure out they each have 2 romantic soulmates but once they all get together it is one of the greatest romantic relationships ever. period.
NICE.
but just imagine dirk, dorkzilla, and john givin each other the cutest, dorkiest gifts for each others birthdays and anniversary and pretty much any holiday they can give their boyfriends a lil gift.
everyone gets bunnies in their respectable boxes.