Jul 22, 2017
#hmmmm #how about a pic of John and Dorkzilla (human Brobot) having one of their many, many fun movie nights at home or somethin like that? #just .... no pr0n please
robots dont need sleep but johns do!
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#hmmmm #how about a pic of John and Dorkzilla (human Brobot) having one of their many, many fun movie nights at home or somethin like that? #just .... no pr0n please
robots dont need sleep but johns do!
hey man, i hope you survive the flood of daves and karkats bein together, fur at least a little while purrabably, due to the recent upd8 from those who are dave|kat trash, admittedly including myself. so, here’s a lil bit of brobotjohn and davejohn being cute fur you. may they purrhaps brighten your day/night at least a little bit. :33
also, tfw the “artist” headcanons the stri-lalondes (especially dave) as bein furrickin tiny and not breeching 5ft.5/6in. and the egbert-harley-crocker-englishs (especially jade) as bein 6ft. or taller
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BLASTS OFF INTO INFINITY
what if there was an Au with john as a robot who often goes to dorkzilla for repairs and one day, he comes dorkzilla sayin somethin along the lines of, "hello again my d'aww meter is in need of repair, because you're a hella cutie" or somethin like that?
oMG.
dude, what if there was an Au where john and dorkzilla are a superhero team where dorkzilla has like super strength or some shit and john can fly and shit and they play off each other extremely well (i dunno about you, but i think that they would have fun makin one-liners and puns and stuff to use against villians) and they're dorks who just love each other to bits, with and without the supersuits?
JOHN: your time is fleeting, villain guy!
BROBOT: yeah, we're gonna stop you like hitting a fly.
JOHN: (omg.)
dude, what if brobot sometimes makes john things from like stuff he found at like a thrift shop or somethin and, while a fair chunk of them serve lil to no purpose function-wise, john loves them to bits?
yeah man.
help its 3am and i just discovered brobotjohn aND ITS SO CUTE WHY ISNT THERE MORE
brobotjohn/brobotdirkjohn: exists
me: just fuck me up
So... How do you think Dadbert would react to Brobot and Dirk? (Bonus points for FTM!John)
dadbert would be happy that his kid is happy, like a good dad would. #proud fatherly tears.
plus, all my johns are trans boy johns, its a law of the universe. B)