#brokerzuka

[wiresforbreakfast]

[apelsinys]

Last one be animation, okay?

[ieatbirthdaycakes]

this came to me while i was in school so i doodled it

[moonsandloons]

Darkheart decides they’re gonna do something for Zuka for his spawnday JUST to mess with him. They don’t care for spawndays in the slightest but they think it’d be funny to celebrate his since they know he doesn’t like it.

He’s out tending the shop so they decide to go to his house and bake him a cake (they don’t have access to any other stoves). So they go steal some cake ingredients and they go in his house and the fucking Broker is there.

And the Broker is like “Hey what the fuck????? I’M supposed to be the one spitefully baking him birthday cake?????? Fuck you??????”

But they decide to settle their differences and bake together and eventually realize “Hey this guy is kinda cool lowkey…”

And these dumbasses are making a MESS okay. They have the most disastrous ass fuckass cake batter ever and guess who shows up. Fucking ROCKET

He comes downstairs like “Okay why the FUCK are you guys in my house get out, I’M trying to ACTUALLY make my dad some cake”

But somehow. With a lot of persuasion. They manage to get him to help fix their monstrosity into something edible.

And Zuka comes home, this poor dude doesn’t even know its his spawnday he’s just trying to live and he sees:

His very frustrated looking son

All 7 ft of his dumbass fisherman ex

THE BROKER?????

All gathered together. At his table. With cake. This is a nightmare scenario for him.

Somehow they manage to make it fun, thank god (probably because everyone except Rocket drank a fuckton of ALCOHOL <3333)

And then. Fuckin. Idk. Rocket goes to Sword’s house and BrokerZukaHeart shenanigans happen when they’re alone okay?

[alerivative]

brokerzuka and scyker

[ojjaim]

redraw of a piece i did nearly 2 years ago!! phighting has been such a big part of my life since then. cant believe its been this long!

happy birthday broker :D

[aridoesthing]

character a (joyfully): someone will DIE!!!

characted b (deadpan): of fun.

[dinofur]