#brokerheart

[moonsandloons]

i just saw your darkheart + broker annoying zuka for his bday hcs and I think that’s my favorite thing ever now thank you

HEHEHEHEHE YAY I’M GLAD YOU LIKE THEM

Hnmmmm. Oh my. An ask from someone who likes Brokerzukaheart. HMMMMM. I wonder if I should. Use this. This opportunity. To uhhh. Talk. About Brokerzukaheart……. HehehehehehHEHEHEHEHEHHEE

Doo doo doo…. Nothing to see under this cut haha definitely not. Headcanons. Haha.

Okay. Zuka HATES Darkheart and the Broker, they annoy the shit out of him but. He still has feelings for them????? And he is not happy about it. Every time they’re around he’s like “Damn can you two leave me ALONEEEE” but then they leave and he misses them…. And he is melancholic about it……..

Darkheart and The Broker are in like this really weird uneasy alliance. The Broker REALLY wants to expose Darkheart for being friends with him, it would be an insane scandal if the public found out that a SFOTH deity held favor for someone in True Eye. The issue is that it is against the doctrine for any worshippers of the True Eye to worship (or interact) with the SFOTH, so The Broker can’t really expose Darkheart without taking himself down too.

Outside of their weird yaoi forbidden love thing, they both love getting on Zuka’s nerves. They both value him a lot deep down though, like if anything bad ever happened to him they would be so fucking devastated. Especially The Broker. Darkheart can handle these things, he’s been around a long time. Both of them would be torn up inside about it though.

This weird situationship thing has been going on since Rocket was a kid but he’s just realizing it now and he is horrified. He does not like this. He remembers all the times he’s seen Darkheart around the house or all the times he’s found the Broker in Zuka’s room as a kid and he’s like “Oh my god they were GAY.” He wants his dad to be happy but he’s also like “What the fuck. Why are these guys the people who make you happy dad???????”

When they cuddle. Zuka lays down flat and the Broker and Darkheart just sort of. Climb all over

Zuka likes cigarettes and weed, Darkheart likes wine, the Broker is most likely on substances I cannot even name, together they are WILD

Darkheart and Broker like messing with his customers and Zuka is so pissed about it THEY KEEP SCARING AWAY HIS MONEY SOURCES!!!!!!

Yeah. Okay. They’re GAY!

[moonsandloons]

Darkheart decides they’re gonna do something for Zuka for his spawnday JUST to mess with him. They don’t care for spawndays in the slightest but they think it’d be funny to celebrate his since they know he doesn’t like it.

He’s out tending the shop so they decide to go to his house and bake him a cake (they don’t have access to any other stoves). So they go steal some cake ingredients and they go in his house and the fucking Broker is there.

And the Broker is like “Hey what the fuck????? I’M supposed to be the one spitefully baking him birthday cake?????? Fuck you??????”

But they decide to settle their differences and bake together and eventually realize “Hey this guy is kinda cool lowkey…”

And these dumbasses are making a MESS okay. They have the most disastrous ass fuckass cake batter ever and guess who shows up. Fucking ROCKET

He comes downstairs like “Okay why the FUCK are you guys in my house get out, I’M trying to ACTUALLY make my dad some cake”

But somehow. With a lot of persuasion. They manage to get him to help fix their monstrosity into something edible.

And Zuka comes home, this poor dude doesn’t even know its his spawnday he’s just trying to live and he sees:

His very frustrated looking son

All 7 ft of his dumbass fisherman ex

THE BROKER?????

All gathered together. At his table. With cake. This is a nightmare scenario for him.

Somehow they manage to make it fun, thank god (probably because everyone except Rocket drank a fuckton of ALCOHOL <3333)

And then. Fuckin. Idk. Rocket goes to Sword’s house and BrokerZukaHeart shenanigans happen when they’re alone okay?

[thedeepestinmymind]

i do love you :")

you showed up today, offered me a ride, and we spent the night together. laughing, screaming, singing, and keep talking. that was the first time you are saying that you just found your significant other. laughing, screaming, singing, and keep talking. can I pretend to be totally okay now? Yes, I can. i bury those profoundly sad feelings deep down. simply because I always want to have mesmerizing memories with you. i can't stop loving you. because of all those beautiful memories, your sparkling eyes when you told me about that girl, I can't be mad or sad. just enough knowing that today, we can't be a lover.

[mehr-glueck-als-verstand]

Ich hasse dich nicht, ich hasse das was du aus mir machst

me

[ritmoperfecto]

[life-justbelieveinyourdreams]

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