The 10 Bromandments
1) Thou shalt not fetch food without bringing some for thy brother.
2) Thou shalt keep thy brother's secrets, no matter how embarrassing or personal.
3) Thou shalt not be friends with one brother, if you're not friends with the other.
4) Thou shalt be a sweetie and wipe the seatie, if thou sprinkles when he tinkles.
5) Thou shalt not covet thy brother's sandwich, chicken wings, or pizza.














