#bronzeguardian

[dolcetters]

Lo, the mighty Cobbler Dragon of Amestris, swinging by to deliver a gift of a nice basket of cobblers, tarts, and pies. ( Hallo, thar, frond. =D )

lord cobbler dragon of amestris. i do everything in your name, cobbler dragon, i fight for you i slay for you--eVERY THING IN YOUR GLORY O’COBBLER DRAGON.

[flammesfatales]

bronzeguardian replied to your post:[[MOR] Turns out I am in the 10% of people who...

D: Boo. =offers hugs= I had a couple friends in high school who had them.

*Shakes fist* Curse you teeth! But man, that sucks. This sucks. EUGH. I miss the days I had PERFECT teeth. Bleguh. But thank you.

[mechanipunkdarastrix]

“Someone’s been acquainted with my brother. Congratulations, you’re in hell.”

[flammesfatales]

bronzeguardian replied to your post:conquestsphere replied to your post “// Have a...

=patpats=

// Why do driving gotta be so hard? ;_; It's not even the practical! Just the stupid theory. Grumble grumble.

[charismatickinslayer]

Thief

Scamper

               Scamper

                               Scamper

The diminutive dragon waddled busily about his newest adventure. Only a bit over a foot long, and just tall enough to bite an ankle or two, the small red wyrm bore a remarkable resemblance to a ferret, with his bowed back and chunky bottom. He chattered happily. He had found his favorite thing: Mischief.

A dragon’s lair, a mix-breed like him, it smelled like. And young. The traps had been fun to run through. He’d spent some time cavorting with the pets he had found, making a nuisance of himself, until the large snake had quite tired of his wrestling and shooed him off. 

And so he had found the hoard. Most of it smelled of sea water, the briny smell making him sneeze sparks as he stuck his nose in corners and crevices, dragging whatever he fancied to a pile in the center, to take along with him. He rattled as he moved, myriad chains and jewels that he had taken a liking to draped over his tiny form until you could scarce see his scales beneath the glitter. 

At present, he was occupied in his thievery of quite a large golden chest. It was lovely, inset with rubies and emeralds, and likely once belonged in a royal treasurey. Lil Bit thought it would make a lovely bed. He tugged, tiny paws wrapped tight around the gilded handle, back legs scraping the floor as he sought for purchase, his small, beady eyes closed in strain and concentration. If he noticed that he was no longer alone, he gave no sign of it. 

[flammesfatales]

Lost in Death City || bronzeguardian

~ bronzeguardian

Oh.

Oh no.

Oh shit.

Ruby had made many mistakes in her life and had gotten into some tricky situations, either by her own thoughtlessness or by bad luck. This… this however had to be one of the worst.

Getting lost was normal for her. It wasn’t anything new, but getting lost in the darkest parts of Death City had to take the cake. Oh why oh why didn’t she just let Malek pick her up? Why did she insist on going out by herself with no idea on where anything was, or where Malek’s apartment was for that matter?

Checking her phone, sshe groaned, slumping against a wall, face in her hands, red hair flying all over the place. Dead battery. What was she going to do?

[charismatickinslayer]

Flops on Malek. Tiny little brother. Curls between his wings.

Purrs. Curves wings to form a covering.