Had a fuck ass dream again, presumably induced by the wine I was drinking. So here it is
I was hiking in the woods with my friends when we stoped for a break and a snack. We all brought something but what’s story important is a certain red haired girl brought bread. We all ate some of it with sandwiches… and that’s when she realized this was bread that had ✨ mushrooms ✨ baked into it and from this point on the whole world stared shifting lol. This is when I saw a hole in the earth open up…. And a garden gnome with a pitch fork challenge me to life or death magical combat, she then stabbed my toe to get my blood cuz in gnomish law you don’t sign with a signature you sign with blood so that was how she (the fuck ass little gnome lawyer) essentially forged my signature on the document. We then proceeded to fight our way all the way down the hole past hoards of cartoonish gnomes and imps before pleading our case before their leader (who’s name was gnomey sanders) and they freed us from the contract and threw a banquet for being the first humans in a while to be able to see them. I then befriended Barack O’gnome (pronounced O’ nome a) and then woke up…. Also I learned how to cast fire ball
