Hi Toxi! ilysm👋🏽 I got all my girls in the group chat to contact our reps about the SAVE Act bill, so thank you so much for the link to 5calls. Like everyone else said, it is very easy to use -- especially if you don't really like to talk on the phone. Call after hours and leave a VM :) JUST DO IT!
As for my blorbo request, I would love a little blurb about two of the Joels watching reader take care of herself ifyouknowwhatimean. Maybe they are being sneaky about it or maybe they are sitting in the room with her giving her directions? hehehe
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Story time
Two Joels x f!reader, 1370 words.
"grabbin’ your ass, we're movin’ against each other, 'til he's slippin’ between those legs, takin’ a dip in that little pool....”
WARNINGS: 18+ dirty talk, masturbation, dick pronouns, praise, erotic storytelling with: unsafe PIV, DP (double vag).
SUMMARY: You're stranded in Night Walks basement as in men of the night. He and Vamp find you pleasuring yourself and help by telling an erotic story of double the pleasure.
“C’mere,” Night walks whispers, then lifts a finger to his lips as they approach the bedroom. A soft moan escapes your open mouth. With your eyes closed, your hand is moving under the covers.
Vamp watches, spellbound for a few seconds, then asks, “Is this okay? Should we be watching?”
Night Walks asks, “What if she needs somethin’?”
“Oh, yeah,” Vamp nods. “Like, like a toy."
“Or a cock,” Night Walks adds.
Vamp asks, “Know what she was reading?”
“No. She was reading? Better not be Lincoln."
Nightwalks creeps into the bedroom and looks back to silently mouth the word “sleeping.”
He tugs the blanket and you don't react so he keeps pulling it until you're covered only by a thin sheet.
“so hot,” vamp mouths, then whispers, “Especially finding her own pleasure. It's such a beautiful thing.”
“Finding it on a cock is beautiful, too.”
You touch your breast with one hand and bite your lip, with your other hand deep between your legs.
“Sure,” Vamp agrees. “I think we're saying the same thing.” They both nod.
A faint squishing sound is heard.
Night walks nods toward the bed and they each carefully get on it, one on each side of you but they don't touch you.
“J-Joel,” you moan.
“Oh, fuck,” Night walks mutters.
“God damn,” says Vamp.
“Ah,” you moan, arching your back.
Night walks bites his fist, watching you from the front. He inches closer. Vamp shoots him a warning look, and Night walks lifts his hand.
“Ah,” you moan again. “Oh, Joel,” you repeat in your sleep, and one hand glides all the way up your body with a shiny finger. With both your hands, you feel yourself up, grope at yourself, at your breasts. Your neck stretches, and your back arches again.
“God damn,” Night Walks says, and your eyes flutter open.
“Fuck,” vamp mouths and starts to roll back toward the edge of the bed, but Night Walks discourges him from leaving.
“Mornin’, sugar,” Night Walks greets you.
You're disoriented, maybe a little embarrassed… hard to say.
“Been so sleepy,” you yawn.
Night Walks agrees. “You know, around here... we think an orgasm's the best thing for stress.”
“Well it's gotta be stressful, havin’ your car stuck in the shop,” Vamp sympathizes from the other side. “Stress is exhausting.”
You're surprised but not upset to find him there and offer a little smile.
“Guess that makes sense,” you agree.
“And sometimes, to get there, it helps to have a little story or somethin', right?” He asks.
“Yeah, it does,” vamp agrees, then asks, “You ever read stories like that?”
“Uh... yeah,” you admit.
“What were you reading earlier?” Vamp asks.
You hesitate.
Night Walks says, “It don't matter, don't worry 'bout it…. See, we were thinkin’ we could tell you a story.”
“Really?” You ask.
“Yeah,” Night walks confirms.
“Right now?”
“Sure, if ya want,” Vamp says. “Do you need anything first, water, breakfast?.... or are you …. feelin’ good?”
“Oh, I'm feeling pretty good,” you answer.
“Say, d'you have any dreams?” Vamp asks.
“Yeah, kinda.”
“‘bout what?” Night walks asks.
“Oh, Just about….being here….being close to y'all”
Night walks says, “Shit, I don't have to wonder….” He takes a long look at your body and confesses, “Baby, it's a miracle I hadn't fucked you in our sleep yet. You're so fuckin’ hot…… if ya wanted me to, I would….”
You shyly raise your eyebrows and bite your lip.
“That's really sweet,” Vamp says. ”I wonder what I'd be like in a dream. wonder what I'd do…”
You close your eyes and hum contentedly. “I'm listening,” you whisper.
“See, I just wanna be close to you,” night walks says. “Bodies right up against each other. Tits smashed into my chest while I kiss ya nice and deep…. Just wanna feel your whole body on mine. ... wanna ut your leg around me. Hold your ass in my hand, move ya…..feel every curve, rubbin’ against each other while we’re makin' out…...... fuck,” he whispers. “That ain't all though. …. Shit, my dick would get so hard, dyin’ to get inside ya. He’d be tryin’. Rubbin’ against ya, leakin’ all over, hard as hell, proddin’ for the front door … tryin’ so hard to find that wet little hole. Movin your body on mine, grabbin’ your ass, movin’ against each other, 'til I'm far enough down that he's there. He’s slippin’ between those legs, takin’ a dip in that little pool..... Then he's nudgin’ at your hole like he's boutta barge in.”
You stroke yourself with your face scrunched up. Night Walks continues,
“Just sittin’ there, stiff ‘n’ ready, pressin’ against your tight, wet hole…… And once you're beggin’ for it, I push him right in…squeeze him into that little pussy, pack her nice n good...”
You moan and night walks says, “good girl..... Might take a couple tries to fit him all, but damn, I know it'd feel good…... Fuck, you'd feel good.”
Night Walks can't help but subtly rut his hips into nothing. You're touching yourself, and you've rolled to face him.
“Yeah?” You ask.
“Think you want this cock?” Night Walks asks. “How ya think it feels?”
“Full,” you answer. "Big... gosh... yeah, full."
“How ya wanna feel?” He ssks.
“Fuck,” Night walks whispers and squeezes his erection through his sleep pants in relief. “Go,” he mouths to Vamp.
“Just like that,” you agree, touching yourself with your eyes closed.
“What else you wanna feel?” Vamp asks from the other side.
“I want to feel you, too,” you reply. “Your tongue, your lips on my neck….your dick against my back …”
Desire has overtaken Vamp’s face. “You'd like that?”
“Mmm,” you answer with a nod.
Vamp offers, “What about if I put my arm over ya, hold your breast, with my hand right between the two of you? Feelin’ on you while he fucks ya …”
“Fuck yeah,” reader says.
“Then he's really, really gonna give it to ya…. And as he does, it’s makin’ ya rub up against me really hard, makin' me even harder...”
“Where ya gonna put that hard dick?” Night walks prompts him.
“Wherever she wants it,” Vamp answers…
You moan.
“She wants to feel full,” Night walks reminds him, then asks you to confirm, “You want that pussy full?”
“Yeah,” you moan with your eyes half open.
“How full,” Night Walks asks.
“Really full.”
“Full of two cocks,” Nightwalks says.
“Oh, god,” you moan.
“That's a yes,” Night Walks whispers.
“Oh, gorgeous," Vamp says…. “I can help with that…. Yeah, I'd lift your leg,” he offers.
Night Walks jumps in, “and I'd hold real still while he does…”
“Fuck yeah,” Night Walks agrees.
Vamp says, “tilt your hips a little …. rub my dick against you, taking over his rhythm so we're all in sync…. then I'd spit on my fingers …. slide a couple of ‘em in with his cock ….. make sure there's room…. my fingers would fuck you with that cock….yeah.... and then once you were nice and ready, I'd make sure I'm lubed up real good, and I'd start squeezing mine right in there with his….. givin' you both our cocks.... And we'd make sure you're real comfortable.”
“Real comfortable,” Vamp repeats. “Nice and cozy and full of our cocks.”
Your mouth falls open and you rub yourself like you're gonna cum.
“So full of us,” Vamp says. “Stuffed with two big cocks.”
Night walks agrees, “And you deserve every inch, baby.”
“100%, sweetheart,” Vamp agrees. “Nothing less for our sweet girl….. And god, I wanna know what it feels like when you cum on our cocks…… Every lady's so special... you're so special.... I wanna know how *you* feel when you cum,” Vamp says, “And I wanna know how he feels, too.”
A little growl comes out of Nightwalk's chest.
Vamp goes on, “I want us to be...packed in there, slidin’ against each other, ready to burst when you come on our cocks…. and i wanna fill you up,” Vamp says.
“God damn,” night walks says. “fuck yeah…. fill you up with so much…”
Your spine arches, and you see stars. They both watch with their lips parted, taken by your beauty. “oh my god,” you sigh as you finish.
Night walks can hardly contain himself. His neck vein is bulging and theres a fine mist of perspiration on his brow. He runs his hand through his hair, with the vein on his hand bulging, too. "Whew."
"All for you, sweetheart," Vamp says.
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"Every inch," night walks adds with a wink. He gives your chin a soft pinch and smiles at your lips, then gives you a soft kiss on the lips, making your chest explode with butterflies. Then he kisses your forehead and offers a loose embrace.
Vamp stealthily rolls back to look on the nightstand, and when he returns, he's beaming. "YOUR fic," he mouths to night walks before resting a hand on your side. You drift off between them, feeling safe.
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thank you for reading, and thank you for sharing these stories <3
A humble Reader is dying to know: do all the Joels have the same birthday? If they do, is it one big party? Does each Joel get their own cake? (I see Linc liking carrot cake). Who puts out the fire started by the immense number of candles? Who can read their birthday card without reading glasses?
With all my love, birthday wishes, and thirst,
🫧
A wonderful birthday question! 🥳🎉
Some of the birthdays can be found here on their joelkemon cards.
Strangely enough, they all have different birthdays. However, Raider does share a birthday with The Gayest Steve (March 24) 🌈⛓️
Why is it so accurate that Lincoln likes carrot cake??🥕
Good morning, Toxi! Feeling very patriotic today, using 5calls for the Save Act before driving to the Grand Canyon! I live in a blue county with a red representative, and I've called him many times, including about the Save Act last month. You can call more than once on an issue! If anyone is feeling nervous 5calls makes it very easy to do with the provided script. Once you call enough, it gets easier and you can add your own flair to the call.
Maybe we could make this a goal for our Finch blorbos somehow. I'm waiting for Lottie to come back from her forest quest and tell me she discovered matriarchy😄
I wonder what Vamp and/or Nightwalks would say about this (or any issue).
Thank you for helping people make their voices heard and for being all around lovely💕
SAVE Act - sickening update | Blorbos for democracy | 5calls | resistbot
Hi, Michelle! Awesome job turning up the heat on them 😎 and ty for sharing your experience. ILY 💙. I do like to add my own flair. Okay here we go, cc: @thebrothel.
EDIT: As of April 6, 2025, we still need your help, reader. Republicans admit this is a voter suppression bill.
69 million women
Vamp(ire) passionately rants, "do you know how many MILLION women the SAVE Act could disenfranchise? 69 million. sixty-nine!"
"Nice," several men mutter in unison. "This is serious," Night walks says even though he was one of them. "We gotta step up our game. How is vamp the most outspoken about this? No offense, buddy."
"What? Yes offense!" Vamp protests.
Night walks explains, "no, just -- women have only had the right to vote for like a quarter of your life..."
Vamp rolls his eyes. "you think I didn't march with the suffragettes?" The men are impressed.
"Did you let reader vote on whether to live with you?" Trouble jokes. vamp doesn't think it's funny. "Hey," night walks warns.
"what about us?" Lincoln asks. "Joelkemon cards ain't real ID, and we only got one birth certificate"
Toxi, thank you for calling out the dangerous SAVE Act!
5calls makes it super-easy to contact your reps. They give you everything you need. I just did it – took me five minutes. It's literally the least you can do to protect yourself and your community from this insidious attempt to suppress votes. I live in a red state and my expectations are low, but I just can't sit by and do nothing. This is really important.
Anyhooo... I'm just wondering what the brothel Joels are wearing today. Can we get a OOTD for those sluts?
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So, I need more info on the boyd bungalo. I need to know what it looks like, the entertainment, do they all hang out? And maybe kiss? Is there Mario kart? Crocheting?
I think it's only a matter of time before one of the Steves lets Billy suck them off, if they haven't already. If any mario kart is taking place on the compound, it's unsanctioned, too boring for brothel property. But they do play a lot of contact sports. They love to casually wrestle and toss the pigskin 🏈. They even have chicken fights in the pool. Can you imagine how tall they are stacked on top of each other?
Hey Tox! I used 5calls today and left messages for my senators. Since I'm a little phone shy, I was grateful they provided a script. It was easy and I hope everyone takes the time to do this. It's exhausting being an American right now, but we have to stay engaged.
Thank you for writing about our beloved blorbos as a treat. It's an important reminder to take care of yourself and find joy during this nightmare hellscape we live in.
{...and segue}
So, I was just wondering if Slasher ever talks about Ghostface in the brothel. Does he view him as a peer? A rival? A mentor? An aspirational figure in the zeitgeist? What's going on in that filthy demented little mind of his?
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Hi! Thank you for taking action and sharing about your experience. I hope it inspires someone 🖤. Ghostface is aspirational. And sometimes slasher's himbo brain works too hard... In canon, you always wonder who ghostface is. And the fact that Every inch is a night walks spinoff... Slasher regards ghosty with admiration and suspicion and is also a little gay for him.
slasher & ghostface
"What's it like bein' nonconned?" Slasher asks.
"Just like that, huh?" Ghostface replies. "I don't look like I need a trigger warning?"
"Sorry," Slasher rolls his eyes. "Tee-dub (tw) mention of SA."
"I'm fucking with you, slashy," Ghostface says. "What are you asking me for? Didn't that happen to you?"
"oh, we already fucked. Already owned each other," slasher explains.
Ghostface tilts his head at him and then his gloved hand lifts a joint to his masked face and half of it disappears into the void of his mouth hole for a sec.
Then he offers it to slasher, and slasher secretly wishes he'd shotgun him instead, but he asks "good shit?" And ghostface says, "hell yeah."
Slasher raises his eyebrows as he tries it. Then he's like, "oh yeah. we gotta let night walks hit this. let's page him."
"who do you think I got it from?" Ghostface asks.
"right, uh..." His himbo wheels are turning. "Hey, if you could fuck anyone else's reader, who'd you pick?"
"I'm not much of a reader, slashy. Tell me who you'd fuck."
"Easy. Pumpkin." He studies ghostface's mask as if it has a facial expression to read. He continues, "Pumpkin's hot as hell. I'd fuck her shit up in a heartbeat."
The estate sale was a bit of a letdown, but there were some items I thought were brothel-like:
Perhaps for the Madame's room or foyer:
I am kind of regretting not getting the marble floor lamp now that I'm looking at it again. Oh well.
This gave me a wee bit of a NW vibe and my aunt did take this home with her:
It's a little over the top and a little sexy for an ashtray, I think that's why I thought of him.
That's it! 💕
Michelle!!! TYSM for following up on the Brothel-esque Estate Sale, this made my afternoon!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤 Not to worsen the regret, but man I do love that marble floor lamp. tbh i've never been to an estate sale as an adult but this has me more intrigued. congrats to your aunt on the sexy ashtray. Wait this automatically got a mandatory content label lmaooooo so the theme checks out
