The Dirty Devil Dispatch (2021-09-19)
Delightful Details From Down Home For Distant Devils Destroying Demons Monday September 21
Curious about some of the other stuff that goes on in the town of Brownstone? Here are some of the headlines from this week in the adventure!
FORT BELAKZAAR FALLS
The strategically-important Fort Belakzaar has fallen to demonic forces and reinforcements are needed to help keep the hordes of gaining too much ground. Without the bottleneck that Fort Belakzaar provides against overland assaults, we will be required to station a significant number of units in the surrounding areas. These units will be for defense only, as we cannot take back Fort Belakzaar without the aid of volunteers, "volunteers," or units that have not otherwise been assigned to a combat zone. Contact your local garrison leader if you wish to volunteer!
TACTICAL SALVAGERS WANTED
One of Mephisto's War Machines has been lost in combat in the Field of Thorns. Any soldier who successfully recovers the War Machine will be given priority for a promotion, as well as material wealth. Do your part and prevent demons from getting their weird little hands on our weapons!
DEVIL CAPTURED BY FIENDISH PATROL
Signifier Zekirna of the 4th Cohort of the 282nd Infernal Legion was captured in a skirmish against several fiends. Sig. Zekirna's whereabouts are currently unknown, but any information that directly leads to Sig. Zekirna's successful recovery will be rewarded handsomely. Sig. Zekirna is believed to be alive at this time, but divination efforts have not managed to confirm this viewpoint.
FUN TIMES AHEAD AT FLAMEZ CLUB
For those of you alive at the end of today's battles, join us for a round of drinking, gambling, and even some light torturing of sentient beings! No cover charge for active duty members, and only 1 silver piece per head for everyone else.
TODAY'S MILITARY WORK SONG
"We kill demons, yes we do / and we bargain for souls, too!"