Jul 9
While i personally believe bruce is a great cook, there are funny scenarios of when he can't.
bruce has a very fixed mindset. Careful of his calories, making sure his body get all the energy and nutrients it need to be at its peak level. He can't cook for crap thhough and has a diet fixed on survival and optimum output.
then he starts dating a clark kent, who snack on uranium and eats rocks for fun.
#bruce wayne#clark kent#superbat#we've heard of selective hearing#meet selective cooking#bruce can cook...sometimes...#clark is eating it either way#inspired by my father who came to take my cookies aand then i said the one he took was burnt and he said he didnt care#apparently if i make anything he'll eat it#burnt or not#and he'll tell me it tastes good