Jun 15, 2023
me, a man who hasn't consumed a single piece of batman media in over a decade: hmmm I think I will be obsessed with Batman fics for the foreseeable future
seen from Canada
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seen from Canada
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
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seen from United States
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me, a man who hasn't consumed a single piece of batman media in over a decade: hmmm I think I will be obsessed with Batman fics for the foreseeable future
Nobody:
Introverts practicing to say their names during attendance: Hello, I’m Bruce Man- I mean, I’m Bat Wayne- FUCK-
they're boyfriends
Bruce Wayne: Alright, listen up you little monsters.
Bruce: Not you, Dick. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
BATMAS ASS FOR ONLY 7.99!!!! COME GET IT HERE FOLKS
I'm Bruce Man. I mean. I'm Bat Wayne. FUCK!
Holy Musical B@man, Team Starkid
Plot twist: Bruce Wayne gets laryngitis and is revealed as Batman.