#bruce rants

[brucebannerhatesthegovernment]

Government shut down? Government better shut up and give its employees back pay plus interest in the next 3 days or I will eat an American flag.

[brucebannerhatesthegovernment]

I swear if I hear that 45 year old man call a teenage girl 'chica' one more time Hulk is going to kill him

[brucebannerhatesthegovernment]

Listen, a kid doing a fortnite dance? Fine. Great. I'm proud of them for doing what they love.

A 50 year old middle school teacher doing a fortnite dance?

[brucebannerhatesthegovernment]

Someone sent pipe bombs to the Obama's and the Clintons but they were intercepted at a secret service mail screening place

If it's the secret service, why do we know about it?

[brucebannerhatesthegovernment]

I almost reblogged a "dumbass on main" post but then I remembered that this is a side blog

[squirrelknowsdogs]

If there’s a price tag and a restock sheet, it’s not a rescue. It’s a receipt. July 23 blog post exposes the lie behind pet store puppy “adoptions” — and why Missouri’s not ready for this smoke. 🐾 Read it now

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[brucebannerhatesthegovernment]

George Washington only wanted the revolution because the new taxes would mean he wouldn't be the richest person in the colonies

[brucebannerhatesthegovernment]

Peter Parker and I just spent an hour looking up vines