#brunch asks

[felineinquiries]

Hello, Miss Kyle! I was just curious, you said you were never imprisoned at Arkham, but have you ever been imprisoned in another facility? If so, which? Personally, I think you're missing out not going to Arkham. Sure, the food isn't great, but I met loads of fun people there! -enterthecocoon

... And, well…!

Missing out! What a quaint way of phrasing that. 'Missing out', I should hope you never end up there AT ALL, my dear. It is no place for those who wish to keep some level of decency.

Not to mention being forced onto medications: I hardly sleep well when I'm in Arkham, you know. Becoming far too aware of everyone and everything. Feeling trapped, and like Boojums are lurking around every corner. No... No I would not wish you there, my pet. You deserve far better than that... We all do.

Prison, honestly, sounds better than the horrors I’ve heard… or at least, the county prison I’ve been to last I was caught. Mind, I wasn’t there long…

But at least I slept. Thank you, darling.

That’s the only unpleasantry, you’ll be pleased to know

I certainly hope so.

[kounelisbrunch]

How far are you into tma

Just past Season 1 but I have knowledge of later events from art I've seen. (Most people draw Jon with long hair & it took me a minute to figure out that's later.)

It's possible I may have had favorites from the start and by that I do mean Martin. . .

[apprenticeofcups]

🥂 for Valerius

I’ve never seen it, but I heard back when they were a thing, he had a nude painting commissioned and sent to Lucio - V

[apprenticeofcups]

🥂for Asra clink clink

He once crawled up into the rafters of the stables to prank Lucio and fell asleep instead. The stable hands climbed up and put a blanket on him. He’s still invited to their poker night. - V

[apprenticeofcups]

may I have some 🥂 for muriel pls?

He has an open invitation to bi-weekly brunch, but he won’t come because champagne makes him giggly-drunk. Like really giggly. - V

[apprenticeofcups]

🥂 heard you’re the go-to guy for secrets. -P

I heard one of the most recent additions to Valerius’ wine collection is a fake. Because it’s allegedly from Sirenia, but they’ve had an embargo on Vesuvian trade since I was like two so either somebody snowed him, or he somehow smuggled Firenti ritual wine into Vesuvia. And since he thinks the Red Market and Red Street are the same thing, I really doubt it’s the second one. - V

[apprenticeofcups]

👀 🥂 for some tea on Julian?

Here’s a list of place and things I’ve told him are haunted in Vesuvia:

the Community Theater

both ballrooms

Portia’s cottage

the fourth-floor washroom in the Palace

a rose garden in the Temple District 

Selasi’s oven

the blue streetlamp in South End

two gondolas

I just think it’s funny how jumpy he gets and I want to see how far I can get. - V 

[apprenticeofcups]

🥂- with Muriel? Please and thank you.

He names sorry, asks every stray animal in Vesuvia what their name is, and carries a little pocket notebook on him to keep track of their usual spots and the kinds of treats they like. We have to leave like half an hour early to go anywhere, because not only do we take side streets to avoid crowds, but he stops to say hi to every stray cat and dog on the way. - V