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Dameon: I ate a piece of candy off of Charlie’s science project, how long do you think I have?

Bruno: Ten

Dameon: Ten what? Minutes? I feel like he won’t notice for a bit-

Bruno: Nine

Dameon: Next question. You’re into Bruno.

Charlie: That’s not a question.

Dameon: So you agree it’s a fact?

Charlie to Bruno: Please stop announcing that you are fine everyday. We’ve seen it, we want you 🙄

Bruno: It’s always who’s the prettiest person in the world, not how’s the prettiest person in the world.

Charlie: How ARE you, Bruno?

Bruno, flustered: Oh-

Charlie: Bruno is so cute.

Carson: Uh, he threatened to kill us and has almost done so several times.

Charlie: I said cute, not harmless.

Bruno: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Charlie: I wake up at 6 am.

Bruno:

Bruno: I want to go to sleep with you for the rest of my life.

Bruno: A year ago today, I married my best friend.

Bruno: Charlie and Mari are still mad, but Dameon and I were drunk and thought it was hilarious.

should i post lil details n facts/headcanons (but like actually canon cuz im the funne author) about the scouts & mari and jo? @barlieandthescouts

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