#bryn ames

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Sean: Time to get clever. Or, failing that, violent.

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Penny, shortly before the 2nd vault adventure: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. 

Rowan: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. 

Bill: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? 

Penny: Ominous positivity.

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Merula: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Kit: But your way is sheer force, just with a 'please' at the end!

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Jae: Come on, you can’t make everyone like you. You're not Chiara.

Ben: Not everyone likes Chiara...

Jae: What do you mean?!?

Jae: WHO DOESN'T LIKE CHIARA

Ben: Nobody I just-

Jae: I NEED NAMES

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Dark Wizard to Sean, Kit, and Jae: I’ve cornered you here because I crave the deadliest game... 

Jae, nodding: Knife Monopoly. 

Dark Wizard: 

Dark Wizard: I was actually going to hunt you lot for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

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Ben: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you.

Hecate: First of all, calm down.

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Hecate: Can you keep a secret? 

Rubin: Do you know anything about my life? 

Hecate: No, I don't. Good point.

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Random person, pointing at Sean: Is that man bothering you?

Talbott: Yeah, but he's my boyfriend so I kinda signed up for this.

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 Bryn: Alright, so I got this box and we're gonna put everything we love in it.

Jae: *raises hand*

Bryn: No, we're not putting Chiara in the box.

Jae: *lowers hand*

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Tonks, grinding up a powdery white substance in the coffee table:

Jane: You better not snort that in here.

Tonks: It’s my piece of chalk and I’ll do what I want with it!

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Snape: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this classroom.

Jae: Is there another type of idiocy you’d be more comfortable with?

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Barnaby: The gods knew I would be too powerful if I could do maths.

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Ben, flexing: Welcome to the gun show!

Kit: Those guns have silencers.

Ben: Fuck you too Teague.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Charlie:  Some of my best friends started out as bad choices.

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Penny: how do  your brothers usually get out of these messes??

Hecate: they don't. They just make another one that cancels out the first.

Wednesday: *nods in agreement*

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Bill: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Bryn, sighing: Jae...

Jae: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die

Tulip, wiping away a tear: so inspirational

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*During Cursed Vault Adventure*

Ben: Sean, when we get to heaven, I'm going to kill you!

Sean: you think I'm going to heaven? [To Rowan and his family] He thinks I'm going to heaven!

Rowan and his family: *Laughs*

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Hecate: I just be spending my days vibing.

Professor Sprout: You’re not “vibing” Miss Ames. You are in severe psychological distress.

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Charlie:  Haha, you’re short.

Merula: I will saw off your limbs while you sleep, coward.

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Jae: *does something stupid*

Bill, leaning over to Wednesday: are you absolutely sure you want this one? We can get you a better one.

Wednesday: *sighs in defeat* I want that one.

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Andre: Don't accidentally kill someone

Sean: I am not an idiot, Andre. I know how to do it on purpose.

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Rubin: My son came up to me and told me that we’re not friends with Diego because he’s an asshole

Rubin: I don’t know who the fuck that is but I currently have beef with a 15 year old named Diego. I don’t make the rules to this gang shit, I just play my role.

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Liz: how do I politely tell someone I want to hit them in the face with a brick several times?

Bryn: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

Liz:

Liz: that was... poetry

Chiara: that was both of you needing therapy.

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Ismelda: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Bryn: I see you have your spring colours on.

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Ben to Cedric:  If the enemy is within range, so are you.

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*At Midnight*

Sean: Hey.

Talbott: Hey?

Sean: I can’t sleep.

Talbott: I can. Good night.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Charlie: L is for the way you look at me

Rowan: O is for the only one I see.

Barnaby: V is very very extraordinary.

Tulip: Egg.

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Penny: [eating a cinnamon roll]

Tonks: Cannibalism.

Penny: [confused chewing noises]

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Tulip about Sean: I just want you to know that I love your brother very much.

Hecate: You do?

Tulip: Yes.

Hecate: Really?

Tulip: Yes.

Hecate: May I ask why?

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Ismelda: Here’s the thing though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?

Merula: I think that’s called a threat.

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Andre: There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel.

Sean: It’s usually an oncoming train.

Andre: Could you not try to kill my vibe for five seconds?

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Bill: Don’t let anyone else ruin your day!

Ben: Yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!

Bill: NO!

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Sean: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Chiara: I think you mean cards.

Bryn: He did not.

Sean, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Tonks: What are you going to do?

Diego: I don’t know. Something dramatic, I hope.

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Hecate, Sean, Kit, Wednesday, Bryn, and Liz: [screaming]

Rubin, running into the room: What’s wrong, Liz?!

Hecate: Why are you only asking Lizzie?! We’re all screaming!

Rubin: Because Liz doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You five scream whenever you have the chance.

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Sean: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head, am I kicking you or hitting you?

Talbott: You'll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.

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Tulip: All classification systems are ultimately arbitrary because no matter how objective we try to be, our attempts at categorizing the world are fundamentally rooted in the values we hold.

Tonks: Which brings us to our next point about horses being reptiles due to Vibes.

Bryn, in detention with them both: For the last time, horses are not FUCKING REPTILES!

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Ismelda: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

Barnaby: a dentist

Bryn: I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the Aurors.

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Hecate in Divination:  Astrology isn't real but every positive thing written about my sign is true.

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Ben: I pretend I am all edgy, but in reality, I go to bed at 7:30.

Charlie: No offense, but nobody thought you were edgy in the first place.

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Sean, sleep deprived in detention: We all have two minutes to live, but taking a breath resets the clock.

Jae: Stop that.

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Ben: There are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Ben Copper  way. 

Percy: Isn't that just the wrong way? 

Beatrice, leaning over: Yeah, but its faster.

Ben: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-

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*After Ben Hurts Cedric*

Tonks: MOTHERFUCKER!

Ben backing up from a mob of angry Hufflepuffs: Top ten reasons Ben is sorry! Number five will surprise you!

Hecate drawing her wand: Top Ten Anime deaths, YOUR FUCKIN ASS RIGHT NOW!

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Liz: The world might be full of despair and broken promises but its also full of brightly colored poisonous frogs!

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Skye: Orion, I am begging you to change your “no cursing” rule.

Orion: Why?

Hecate, from a distance: Well that just DILLS MY PICKLE!

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Merula: You can say "Have a nice day" and that’s considered polite but you can’t say "Enjoy the next twenty-four hours" without sounding extremely threatening.

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Sean: I got a blowtorch for Christmas! You are now permitted to be afraid!

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Bryn: Sibling relationships are weird. : Like, I’d give Sean a kidney, but he isn’t borrowing my Comet.

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Jae: Do I look like I give a fuck about you?

Sean: You are holding my hand and gazing into my eyes.

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Bryn: Chiara and I are no longer friends.

Chiara: Bryn Ames, that is the worst way to tell people we’re dating!

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Diego, trying to flirt: maybe I’ll see you again later.

Hecate: I’d rather shit a knife.

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Family Information

As my MCs come from a huge blended family, five family names are going to be covered

The Orn Family

A very simple black background with a wolves head, the black representing heartache and the wolf representing survival and a fierce spirit.

Motto: Motto: "Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis," meaning, "Thus always I bring death to tyrants."

The Orn family is the oldest pureblooded family in Scandinavia, on par with the Guants in England, but without the violent anti-muggle rhetoric. They have been known to defend muggles, muggleborns, squibs, halfbloods, and creatures, sometimes violently. They're also far better than the Guants at not dying out, not losing their money, and not being severely inbred as they commonly married witches and wizards from less 'pure' bloodlines.

The Orns are generally a kindly family but not an overly warm or clingy one. For example, Rubin is considered an unusually affectionate Orn which is funny considering she doesn't come off that way to people who don't know her well.

They've had a great deal of tragedy in their family history due to their reputations as revolutionaries and outspokeness towards injustice. The family was nearly decimated by Death Eaters during the First Wizarding War and have similarly faced near extinction at the hands of muggles and purists all throughout their history.

The current members of the Orn family are 15, previously numbered 75 before the first Wizarding War. They are mostly located on the Faroe Islands and Denmark except for Rubin and her half brother Claus. Rubin lives in North Devon, England near her father's family and Claus lives in Yorkshire with his wife Edith and daughters Anja and Allison, both of whom attend Drumstrang.

Ames Family

They do not have a family crest but they do have a family motto: "We were, we are, we will be."

The Ames family was poor for most of their history (due to rejecting marriages from blood purists)and only become middle class in the 1800s when they invented and patented Equilibrium Potion. ."

They never tried to overcome people's opinions of them even after gaining wealth and were ahead of their time regarding the rights of squibs and werewolves. They are viewed by blood purists in the way the Weasley's are, basically white trash.

The family does have a problem with absentee adulterous fathers, hence Henry Ames.

Teague

The family was among the first to be sorted into Slytherin and have green and an adder on their crest in honor of this. The black is in memory of those that have died due to betraying the family.

Motto: "We were, we are, we will be"

Not one of the sacred 28 due to a technicality, their ancestors married the occasional mermaid/merman. it's rumored one Teague married a mermaid and was drowned by her for being unfaithful.

This is perhaps why the Teagues are well known as violent purebloods who will do anything to protect the purity of their family or hide their family history, even killing their own children if they expressed interest in anyone that isn't remotely pure. This has led to the family being close to extinction.

Circe is among the last 7 members of the Teague family still living and she, along with other 5 surviving members that are not her son Kit, are in Azkaban.

Drew/Edelwood

No crest but the Drew's have a motto: "Power is overrated."

The Wizarding Drew's are prone to having squibs and often develop magic late in life (the latest being 16 and the youngest being 12) . They are also notable for developing schools for squibs and late bloomers in Dingle, Ireland. Wednesday is adopted by Noal Drew. There is no crest.

The Edelwood family is an old Wizarding family in America. They immigrated from Ireland to America in the 1700s and have been, for the most part, located in Appalachia since the early 1800s. Number 9 on the list of the Pure Ten, one of the most pureblooded families in America, though they are not fully pureblooded and would be offended if someone said they were. In fact, no one on the list is completely pure, American wizards do not care about blood purity and if anyone is pure, it is a coincidence. No family crest or motto.

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Hecate: Bryn has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on Penny, ask him a thing no one should have an opinion on.

Penny: Hey Bryn, what’s the worst multiple of four?

Bryn: Twelve, obviously

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Kit: Be careful.

Year 6 Ben: Careful is my middle name. Right after Suave and Daring.

Kit: Do you even know what the hell you’re saying half the time?

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Wednesday to her family: So what is this relationship? Casual? Serious? I need to know how to make fun of you.

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Jae: Come with me.

Charlie: Uh, no. I’m never doing anything blindly with you again, I learned that at the Irish border. Twice.

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Sean: Don’t worry, Talbott, I’ll make it up to you. If there’s ever a night when you can’t sleep, I’ll come into your room and sing “Kumbaya”.

Talbott: Merlin, I don’t know what to say. Yes, I do. Don’t ever do that.

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Potions Class every year: Hello.

Severus Snape every year: You are all simply horrible little monsters and I pray for your quick and merciful deaths.

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Andre after the fifth vault: You’re all alive!

Sean: Philosophically, arguable, but physically, yes we are.

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Ben: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

Bryn, calmly stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.

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Andre: I’ll handle Erika. You two take care of Skye.

Sean: But how do we make it look like an accident?

Hecate: He’s not saying murder her Sean! Just talk to her like a normal person.

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Talbott: We’ve been duped! Duped!

Tonks: Bamboozled!

Barnaby: We’ve been smeckledorfed!

Wednesday: That’s not even a real word and I agree with you!

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Liz: Bryn, you’re so tall, what can you see?

Bryn: Everyone’s flaws.

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[At Disneyland, in the teacups]

Chiara and Bryn: [Spinning a little and talking]

Hecate, Tulip, Andre, and Sean: [Fly past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming].

Wednesday and Jae: [Videotaping them and laughing]

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Charlie: So, what’s it like dating Wednesday?

Jae: Once, I asked her for water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.

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Merula, pointing to Wednesday: Do you know her?

Wednesday [dabbing to the ice cream truck song]

Hecate: Not by choice.

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Hecate Pick one, between me, Bryn, Kit, Wednesday, and Sean. If you had to - if you had to - who would you punch?

Rowan: No one, you’re all my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of you!

Kit: Sean?

Rowan: Yeah, but I don’t know why.

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Jae: *standing outside holding a sign that says ‘Ball?’’*

Tulip: OH MY GOD YES!

Jae: No! Tell Wednesday!

Tulip: WEDNESDAY! I’M GOING TO THE BALL WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!

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Beatrice: Love makes people do stupid things.

Penny: I love everything!

Beatrice: That explains a lot