#sean ames

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Ben: *screams*

Sean: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Charlie: Should we do something?

Andre: No, I want to see who wins.

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Hecate: Would you punch me for two thousand knuts?

Rowan: Noooo, I'd never hurt you!

[Meanwhile]

Sean: Would you punch me-

Talbott, squaring up: I'm glad you asked.

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Dumbledore: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Hecate: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Kit: I got distracted by Fawkes about halfway through.

Sean: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Charlie: What are you implying about my baking skills?

Jae: That they're non-existent.

Charlie: ...I didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you are being right now.

Jae: And I didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies so I guess we're all learning.

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Alanza: Well, has Merula been wrong before?

Ismelda: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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Diego: What's it called when you're, like, bisexual, but for language?

Talbott: ...BILINGUAL?!

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Kit: What are you doing?

Ben, laying on the floor: I’m slowly and painfully suffering in my stupid, miserable existence.

Jae, eating popcorn: I’m supervising.

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Merula: Hope you get run over.

Tonks: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get on your broom and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

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Skye: I swear that everything was carefully calculated!

Murphy: You almost DIED!

Skye: I never said i was good at maths!

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Liz: Dolphins and I - let's just say there's some bad blood

Bryn: There's bad blood between you personally and all dolphins?

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Sean, staring at Percy: um… you want a butterbeer?

Charlie: hE’S ELEVEN!

Sean: I DONT KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT????

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Merula: I will not stand here and be insulted!

Hecate: Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there.

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Ismelda: I have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by pure, unrelenting rage.

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Professor Flitwick: What did he do to you?

Filch: You really find it difficult to believe Sean Ames would wrong someone?

Professor Flitwick: No, I just want to know what it was this time.

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Ben, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. The gods are dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Tonks, dripping water on the floor: it's always 'why did you go out in the storm' and 'you're soaking wet' and never ‘How was the storm The storm looked fun Was it fun.’

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Charlie: Jae, I don't think we should cook the candy bars.

Jae: Back off. I know what I'm doing.

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Penny: What if you’re all wrong about this?

Sean: Oh please, as if we’ve ever been right in our entire lives

Kit: Everything’s always ending horribly, so why bother?

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Dumbledore: I think Hogwarts has had a great year. I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly.

Snape: Interesting analogy. Chickens are famously bad at flying.

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Wednesday: I'm sorry I accused you of arson.

Tulip: Well, to be fair Wednesday Drew, I was the obvious suspect.

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Barnaby: Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Felix, already getting a headache: What did you do Lee?

Barnaby: A MISTAKE.

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Talbott: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?

Rowan: It's kind of complicated, but Sean and Tulip—

Talbott: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Tonks: What time does the judgmental express arrive?

Tulip: Talbott Winger, Wednesday Drew, and Bryn Ames come back at 5.

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Sean: I’m gonna open a cat café, but I need investors. Here’s the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is me with a gun.

Talbott: Sean, go to bed. It’s 2:30 in the morning.

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Cedric: Can I keep the nightlight on?

Tonks: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head.

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Sean: Time to get clever. Or, failing that, violent.

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Penny, shortly before the 2nd vault adventure: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. 

Rowan: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. 

Bill: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? 

Penny: Ominous positivity.

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Merula: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Kit: But your way is sheer force, just with a 'please' at the end!

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Jae: Come on, you can’t make everyone like you. You're not Chiara.

Ben: Not everyone likes Chiara...

Jae: What do you mean?!?

Jae: WHO DOESN'T LIKE CHIARA

Ben: Nobody I just-

Jae: I NEED NAMES

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Dark Wizard to Sean, Kit, and Jae: I’ve cornered you here because I crave the deadliest game... 

Jae, nodding: Knife Monopoly. 

Dark Wizard: 

Dark Wizard: I was actually going to hunt you lot for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

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Ben: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you.

Hecate: First of all, calm down.

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Hecate: Can you keep a secret? 

Rubin: Do you know anything about my life? 

Hecate: No, I don't. Good point.

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Random person, pointing at Sean: Is that man bothering you?

Talbott: Yeah, but he's my boyfriend so I kinda signed up for this.

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 Bryn: Alright, so I got this box and we're gonna put everything we love in it.

Jae: *raises hand*

Bryn: No, we're not putting Chiara in the box.

Jae: *lowers hand*

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Ben to Cedric:  If the enemy is within range, so are you.

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*At Midnight*

Sean: Hey.

Talbott: Hey?

Sean: I can’t sleep.

Talbott: I can. Good night.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Charlie: L is for the way you look at me

Rowan: O is for the only one I see.

Barnaby: V is very very extraordinary.

Tulip: Egg.

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Penny: [eating a cinnamon roll]

Tonks: Cannibalism.

Penny: [confused chewing noises]

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Tulip about Sean: I just want you to know that I love your brother very much.

Hecate: You do?

Tulip: Yes.

Hecate: Really?

Tulip: Yes.

Hecate: May I ask why?

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Ismelda: Here’s the thing though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?

Merula: I think that’s called a threat.

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Andre: There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel.

Sean: It’s usually an oncoming train.

Andre: Could you not try to kill my vibe for five seconds?

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Bill: Don’t let anyone else ruin your day!

Ben: Yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!

Bill: NO!

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Sean: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Chiara: I think you mean cards.

Bryn: He did not.

Sean, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Tonks: What are you going to do?

Diego: I don’t know. Something dramatic, I hope.

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Hecate, Sean, Kit, Wednesday, Bryn, and Liz: [screaming]

Rubin, running into the room: What’s wrong, Liz?!

Hecate: Why are you only asking Lizzie?! We’re all screaming!

Rubin: Because Liz doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You five scream whenever you have the chance.

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Ben: When Jae says "enterprising", he means "morally deficient".

Jae: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, "Now that's something I would have done."

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Tonks: I’ve never seen three stable best friends... Always one of them has to lose their shit.

Wednesday: Wait... You're telling me... One of us is actually supposed to be stable?

Rowan and Badeea: ...Oh, crap

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Penny: Let’s pretend for one second that you’re someone else. Someone nice. Someone mature.

Tulip: Ooh, I love roleplay!

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Tonks: Wanna see a trick?

Charlie: The last time you showed me a trick it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.

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Bill: Remember to lift with your legs, Hecate..

Hecate: I know how to lift, jackass. I've been lifting this school the entire time I've been here.

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Kit: We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good.

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Merula: I hate the phrase ‘eye for an eye’ If you take my eye, let it be known that I will take both your eyes and your dominant arm

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Talbott: Be careful!

Sean: Careful's my middle name.

Wednesday: I know your middle name, I wish it was careful.

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Ben: We shouldn’t have come. I knew it. We shouldn’t have come.

Jae: We had to, there’s safety in numbers.

Ben: There’s also death in numbers, Jae. It’s called a massacre!

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Banaby about Merula: I once thought I had a friend. Then it turned out she was the single worst person I ever met

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Sean: Did you know that if your underwater there wont be any burnmarks when your electrocuted? Now you know thats the power of knowledge

Jae: Sean, seriously, what the fuck.

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R: That’s your opinion but can you give me an objective reason why the slaughter of innocents is wrong?

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Ben: In our second year, Merula promised not to punch my arm if I ate a live earthworm, so I ate a live earthworm and then she punched me in the face

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Ismelda : I love knitting!

Sean, forgetting who he’s talking to: Why?

Ismelda: I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens…

Sean: I’m sorry, what was that last part?

Isemelda: I can make a hat.

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Diego: I’m not like most guys.

Tonks: You’re right. You’re way worse.

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Madam Rakepick: So I may have accidentally fucked up and now someone is dead.

R: Dammit, Patricia, we’re running out of people to frame!

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Penny: I’m sending good vibes your way. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Talbott: Don’t you dare threaten me.

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Hecate: ARE YOU

Jae: Fucking

Hecate: KIDDING ME?! YOU

Jae: Fucking

Hecate: IDIOT!

Ben: … What was that?

Jae: Chiara banned Hecate from swearing, so I’m helping her out.

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Sean to Emily Tyler: I’ll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a fuck about your opinion of me.

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Rowan, watching Hecate play Quidditch: Oh look, that team got points.

Rowan: That is the one and only observation I have for this.

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Rubin: Are you two happy at school?

Hecate: I don’t think we’re very happy.

Sean: I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams…

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Family Information

As my MCs come from a huge blended family, five family names are going to be covered

The Orn Family

A very simple black background with a wolves head, the black representing heartache and the wolf representing survival and a fierce spirit.

Motto: Motto: "Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis," meaning, "Thus always I bring death to tyrants."

The Orn family is the oldest pureblooded family in Scandinavia, on par with the Guants in England, but without the violent anti-muggle rhetoric. They have been known to defend muggles, muggleborns, squibs, halfbloods, and creatures, sometimes violently. They're also far better than the Guants at not dying out, not losing their money, and not being severely inbred as they commonly married witches and wizards from less 'pure' bloodlines.

The Orns are generally a kindly family but not an overly warm or clingy one. For example, Rubin is considered an unusually affectionate Orn which is funny considering she doesn't come off that way to people who don't know her well.

They've had a great deal of tragedy in their family history due to their reputations as revolutionaries and outspokeness towards injustice. The family was nearly decimated by Death Eaters during the First Wizarding War and have similarly faced near extinction at the hands of muggles and purists all throughout their history.

The current members of the Orn family are 15, previously numbered 75 before the first Wizarding War. They are mostly located on the Faroe Islands and Denmark except for Rubin and her half brother Claus. Rubin lives in North Devon, England near her father's family and Claus lives in Yorkshire with his wife Edith and daughters Anja and Allison, both of whom attend Drumstrang.

Ames Family

They do not have a family crest but they do have a family motto: "We were, we are, we will be."

The Ames family was poor for most of their history (due to rejecting marriages from blood purists)and only become middle class in the 1800s when they invented and patented Equilibrium Potion. ."

They never tried to overcome people's opinions of them even after gaining wealth and were ahead of their time regarding the rights of squibs and werewolves. They are viewed by blood purists in the way the Weasley's are, basically white trash.

The family does have a problem with absentee adulterous fathers, hence Henry Ames.

Teague

The family was among the first to be sorted into Slytherin and have green and an adder on their crest in honor of this. The black is in memory of those that have died due to betraying the family.

Motto: "We were, we are, we will be"

Not one of the sacred 28 due to a technicality, their ancestors married the occasional mermaid/merman. it's rumored one Teague married a mermaid and was drowned by her for being unfaithful.

This is perhaps why the Teagues are well known as violent purebloods who will do anything to protect the purity of their family or hide their family history, even killing their own children if they expressed interest in anyone that isn't remotely pure. This has led to the family being close to extinction.

Circe is among the last 7 members of the Teague family still living and she, along with other 5 surviving members that are not her son Kit, are in Azkaban.

Drew/Edelwood

No crest but the Drew's have a motto: "Power is overrated."

The Wizarding Drew's are prone to having squibs and often develop magic late in life (the latest being 16 and the youngest being 12) . They are also notable for developing schools for squibs and late bloomers in Dingle, Ireland. Wednesday is adopted by Noal Drew. There is no crest.

The Edelwood family is an old Wizarding family in America. They immigrated from Ireland to America in the 1700s and have been, for the most part, located in Appalachia since the early 1800s. Number 9 on the list of the Pure Ten, one of the most pureblooded families in America, though they are not fully pureblooded and would be offended if someone said they were. In fact, no one on the list is completely pure, American wizards do not care about blood purity and if anyone is pure, it is a coincidence. No family crest or motto.

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Charlie: has anyone seen Ben?

Ben, lying face down on the floor: Present.

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Lucius Malfoy: Thank you for agreeing to see me.

Dumbledore: I didn’t, you just walked in here and started talking—

Lucius Malfoy: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

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Sean, sleep deprived in detention: Do you know how many bones the human body has? it’s 206. We start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. Wouldn’t you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you?

Jae, first time ever meeting Sean: Hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean?!

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Penny: maybe you should see a therapist.

Skye: Why would I do that when I can lie to someone about my feelings for free?

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Bill: Madam Pomfrey said I’m perfectly fine. except for this burn scar. and this broken rib… which is right next to two other broken ribs.

Hecate: Did she clear you or not?

Bill: She did not! *claps hands* let’s get to work

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Rowan during OWLS: I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so I’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Rowan: *bites his textbook*

Rowan: This isn’t a bagel.

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Tonks: A little tough love’s what these people need.

Tulip: If that doesn’t work, we’re moving on to molotov cocktails.

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Hecate: Jae, can you do me a favor?

Jae, five minutes into befriending her:  I would literally die for you but go on.

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Murphy: what’s your biggest fear?

Skye: Probably losing? …and loss in general?

Charlie: I’m afraid of tiger sharks.

Sean, still  sleep deprived:  I don’t know if this is a fear but I’m really fascinated by the darkness that consumes you when death comes? Thinking about that split second of terror where you feel the most alone in the world? When you flash back to all the decisions you’ve ever made to that point? And realizing that, like, we live our entire lives leading up to that moment?

Everyone:

Charlie: Sometimes I’m scared of Sean too, come to think of it.