So Airheads™ is making an underwater vending machine and it's just so conceptually.... Insane? Dumb? Absurd? I don't know.
Lets break it down:
-It's specifically designed to be underwater. Like, it's waterproof, and they put a bunch of work into making an underwater airhead propulsion system.
-They made an underwater airhead propulsion system. This machine only works underwater.
-It costs $7,000.
-It is specifically being marketed to private pool owners to put in their own private pool.
-It only works with airheads.
-It ONLY works with airheads.
-It ONLY WORKS with AIRHEADS.
-NORMAL. AIRHEADS.
-It's being primarily marketed to adults.
-All of the above x5
So.... what the fuck is this supposed to be? Just some weird rich middle-aged person's personal underwater airhead ejector? Like, the only question I can form for this is.... What the fuck?