Modern Beauty and the Beast Headcanons.
Belle- Always trying to t such everyone something. She enjoys helping Chip study except he said Romeo and Juliet was stupid. Belle has refused to speak to him for 25 minutes. When Adam is sick she makes him soup and puts on his fav movies. Wears trash bags and still the most beautiful woman around. She teaches French to kids. Carries a few books with her at all times. Adam/Beast-dramatic af. When belle said they can't go to Walmart today he went to his room and looked out the window singing loudly "WASTING IN MY LOONELY TOWER!!!" While Belle scolds him. He bought Chip a skateboard for his birthday and even rented out a bouncy house even though Chip doesn't like a lot of the other kids, Mrs Potts got mad that he's spoiling Chip but Adam loves seeing Chip smile at him. Protective of Belle, when she was at the store he followed her around. When she bumped into a guy Adam escorted him off the premises while he hugged Belles waist. Big butterball when sick. Chip- hates going to school because he doesn't like the teachings. Has started a petition to have Belle teach there. One teacher got fired so Belle replaced her and Chip was in heaven. May or may not have a crush on Belle, always follows her around and gives her flowers from the garden which Plumette chases him around for. Has 500 followers on Twitter and YouTube. He forged Chapeaus signature when he got in trouble at school. Chapeau didn't know what he meant but seemed offended. Loves to play with Frou Frou and chases him around Garderobes garden. Garderobe threw a piece of fabric at him. His bedtime is 8:00. Mrs Potts- loves to make tea. Forbids coffee in her house. Will Fite™ anyone for Chip. Is confused by the lingo Chip uses and asks Plumette who also doesn't know but Lumiere does because he tries to stay hip with the kids. Le Fou-loves Star Wars and nerd movies. Always has flawless when waking up. In an odd polyamory relationship with Gaston and Stanley. Loves to take Stanley on dates to stores and the theater. Takes Gaston on dates to the gym and the let store. Gaston always eats some of Le Fous food to make sure it isn't poisoned. Le Fou cried when reading TFIOS. Takes photos of Gaston sleeping. Always drools. Tells Adam he needed band aids so Adam bought an entire stock of them. When he falls Stanley beats the ground with his foot. Gaston-large as a barge. Cries for puppies. Has a gun he treats like his child. Doesn't like Chip because he's faster. Tries to give him a gun for a present but Mrs Potts has it locked away in her room. Spits in Stans food because he wants Le Fou more. Checks out Stan in the shower and pulled the curtain back revealing Le Fou and he blushed so hard his entire body went red. Got an erection when he saw Le Fou naked. May or may not have taken care of the boner. Chapeau- found out someone bullied Chip at school and told the kid off. Is not allowed ten feet within the school. Picks up Chip from school anyways and gives him ice cream. Amazing driver??? He has 100,000 followers on Instagram somehow. Is Garderobes official Puppy-Nanny. Doesn't really like Frou Frou because Frou Frou pees on him all the time. Is mistaken as a coat hanger. Pulled Plummets hair back when she was sick and throwing up. Hangs out with Monsier Cuisiner. May be in a relationship with him??? Terrified of Gaston. Garderobe-drama queen. Always singing random notes and dressing people up. Goes fabric shopping with Stanley and Plumette. Takes Frou Frou with her everywhere. Twitter and Instagram Queen. Fashion expert. Disappears with Cadenza often. Taller and bigger than Cadenza but she's still his queen. Loves singing all the time. Never leaves the house unless she's better than everyone. Cadenza-looks like a butterball but can kind of hurt you. Not allowed in the mall because he always plays the harpsichord and Garderobe sings. Both go in disguise when they go back. Bought Chip a mini piano and when Chip didn't play it his heart broke in 100 pieces. May or may not have assaulted a guy because he flirted with Garderobe. Will Fite™ any dog if they bark at Frou Frou. Encourages Garderobe to sing in public which is why Chillys has banned them. Stanley- smol muffin. Loves dressing in drag. Has seem Gaston naked and hides his stomach when he eats. Probably has a bigger D I C K than Gaston. Is a bottom and loves Le Fou. He isn't liked by the church because him and Le Fou made out in public. Frou Frou- BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK. not allowed in the dog park because he bit someone and Garderobe encourage him to Yap. Lumiere- not allowed in fancy restaurants because he wants to swing from the chandelier. Sets fire to water somehow. Scared of cats and Cogsworth when he's mad, always teases him tho. Flirts with Cogsworth. Would lay in a puddle to protect Plumette. Buys toys for himself. Plumette- yells at Chip and Lumiere because they're dirty. Always cleaning something. Can fall from a plane and land delicately like a feather. Helps Mrs Potts around the house. Not allowed in candle stores because she harasses the employees, "MY SWEETIE BURNS BRIGHTER THAN THESE DISGUSTING CANDLES!!" Cogsworth-avoids his wife sometimes. Hisses at children and Lumiere. Always being abused by Lumieres shenanigans. Always knows the time. Doesn't understand chips slang and moderns words. INTERNET?!?!
