#bts dialogue

[minyooon3012]

Jungkook: hyu-

Jin: no

Hoseok: jin-hyu-

Jin: no

Namjoon: hey, hyung, you wanna go to this lecture about climate change and the effects it’s having on the environment and biodiversity?

Jin: how the fuck am I attracted to you

[sleppy-army-blog]

Me at 3 pm: okay i have to sleep

Also me at 3 pm: oohh i found another bts reaction masterlist...

Me at 4 pm after read a role masterlist: okay now i have to sleep

Also me at 4 pm after read a role masterlis: oohh theres another masterlist...

~repeat~

[helloairinkim]

Jungkook: Jimin, do u want some sweet?

Jimin: yes

Jungkook: lick yourself, you're so sweet

Yoongi: Te, do u want something bitter? Even if u don't whant, lick yourself, u'r awful.

Bts:...

Tae *uwu*: He is so cute saying "I lvu"

[haremofparkjiminsmh]

Namjoon: Has anybody told you, you look like Beyonce?

Jin: No, they usually tell me I look like worldwide handsome

J-hope: ...

J-hope: Hey, hyung!

J-hope: Has anybody told you, you look like Beyonce?

Suga: No, they usually tell me I look like Yoongi

[sunyoonandstars]

Jin: *ears turning red, shouting* Yah, Jimin! Did you eat my dessert again!?

Jimin: *casting down his eyes, turning away to hide his blushing cheeks* I don't know what you're talking about, hyung ...

Jin: *drawing himself up to his full height in front of him* You sure?

Jimin: *gulping hard* Hmm-hmm.

Jin: *singing loud & flat* CAUGHT IN A LIE-IIIIEEEEE!

[ifavmyg]

jm: I'm going to have to do a heart surgery

jk: seriously why?

jm: will replace the ice stone

jm: because it melted for you

[helloairinkim]

Fans: Jungkook oppa~~~

Jungkook: Don't call me oppa. I hate it

Jimin: Jungkook oppa

Jungkook: Just call me oppa. I love that word. Oppa, that sounds lovely. Write it in my passport.

Fans:...

Jimin:...

BTS:...

RM: Talk about life, friends. My life is very hard...

[haremofparkjiminsmh]

Hoseok: Merry Christmas everyone, yaaaaah!

Yoongi: It'll be merry once you'll shut up.