#bts gothic

[kthpoets]

bts goth users 🪐

@/jkgothics

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@/darkyoongie

@/pjmdarks

@/gothjeonjkk

@/rmgoths

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[seokjins]

bts gothic

you get a phone notification for a vlive. by the time you open the app, the hearts are at 3 million. the broadcast is over. the replay is not uploaded for the next eight days. in the interim you must decide whether or not you have hallucinated the entire experience

someone is asking for english subs. someone is always asking for english subs.

you are on twitter. you refresh twitter. taehyung has posted a selfie. it already has 50k likes. where did they come from? it has not even been a minute.

people are talking about yoongi’s legs. they say they are beautifully shaped. you have not paid them attention before. you look for his legs in a photo but find they do not exist. you stare into the void. you say his legs are beautifully shaped by the time you leave.

you are in a field. the field: full of flowers. you start to notice the faces in the flowers. you start to notice hoseok. you start to notice seokjin. they start to notice you. a staring contest ensues. by the time you blink, they have disappeared.

you are at a concert and bts is crying. security is crying. you are crying. you lift your hand to wipe away the tears, but find that you are not at the concert. you have never been. where are you?

there is someone talking about jimin. always about jimin. the video you are watching is namjoon’s solo.

you finish reading a bts theory. you want to rewatch the M/Vs. the video loads. none of the scenes are the same. you go back to reread the theory. the browser cannot find the page. there has never been a page. it is not in your history. you check the history. there is no history. you have never used this computer before. where did you find it?

jungkook wears a rolex. yoongi wears a rolex. hoseok’s jacket cost thirty dollars. taehyung’s pants, twenty-nine.

you are watching a music video. someone dies. someone is dying. someone is dead. even you. especially you.

there is an email notification for BANGTANTV. you click the link and watch the page load. you have seen this video before. you have always seen the video before.

you doubt the validity of seokjin’s existence. his brows are too beautiful. you decide he must be an angel.

someone is singing in falsetto. someone is singing countermelody. the notes are in a high tessitura, but it is not jungkook. it is not jimin. you look closer. nobody is singing. nobody is dancing. nobody is moving. you must be asleep.

taehyung points out his pimple. you smile, nod. you also have acne. taehyung points out your pimple. you realize he is not taehyung. he is you.

new concept photos have been released. namjoon has dyed his hair another color. his hair is always dyed another color. how long has it been since it was dark?

hoseok is smiling and you must squint when looking at his photo. you then realize you are staring at the sun. people are yelling at you. they are pulling on your arm. you are in the middle of the street. a fire truck shrills in the distance. a train is about to run you over. you don’t move.

bts has not slept for two days - edging on three. the camera crew finds they do not appear in the viewfinder. the camera crew finds they do not appear in the footage. were they even here at all?

jimin posts a video on twitter. it is seven seconds long and has no sound. you click replay. twitter says the media does not exist.

jungkook goes bowling. he is always going bowling. he has no bowling shoes.

there is chopin playing faintly in the distance. yoongi does not play chopin. he says he does not play piano. he does not like chopin. he says he does not like piano.

bts is having a comeback. you nod. you smile, tired. bts is having a comeback. you did not realize they had ever left.

[squeekybumpjazz]

Bangtan Sonyeondan Gothic II

The auditorium is full, darkened. The stage is black, with four spotlights on either side scanning the the sea of hands and faces. Excited ARMYs wait for their favourite K-pop group to appear onstage. The crowd cheers as Jungkook walks out of the darkness, illuminated by a single ray of white light. He's flexing, the audience is moist. He unleashes a loud grunt as his muscles burst through his soaked, white t-shirt. The remains of the shirt are torn, falling to his sides. The crowd goes mad. Jungkook wails at the ceiling, however the desperation and increased volume in his voice startles them. Just then, he lets out another grunt and even his muscles seem to burst, doubling in size. He surveys the crowd with his bulging, red eyes. He continues to flex and grunt for the startled crowd, as the platform beneath him begins to rise. Drums start pounding, raising the audience's heartbeat once more, as the rest of Bangtan is expected to appear onstage. Instead, Jungkook's muscles have now quadrupled in size. Bulging, sweating, Jungkook begins a session of violent Taekwondo with himself on the raised platform. The lights change colours, the audience is confused. Upon closer look, they realize the rest of Bangtan are obsorbed into the maknae's muscles, making him stronger. Their tiny, weakened faces look in pain. The audience cries in horror as Jungkook's body doubles in size, his pants bursting from his body, to reveal Rap Monster and Jin's emaciated bodies melting into his thighs. J-Hope and V are already fused into his arms and back -- there is no hope for them. Jimin and Suga make up the rest of his oily, twelve-pack abs. The bulging Jung-Hulk lunges into the crowd, tearing everyone to pieces. Blood is everywhere. As he's pinning five guards down, a young ARMY fangirl falls next to him, locking eyes with the remainder of Rapmon. His lifeless expression pins her soul to the floor. Her face is full of tears as Kim Namjoon lets out his final words before his face is fully obsorbed into Jung-Hulks bulging thigh. He softly says, "I tried to warn them," followed by the sigh of a man who is not dying, but of a soul being crushed, piece by piece. Jung-Hulk's bulging red eyes stare down the small ARMY fangirl; a look that tells her to run for her life. She lets out a shriek and attempts to flee. However, he grabs her with his large hands, throwing her over his back before he finds his way to the roof of the auditorium, illuminated by police helicopters. From there, Jung-Hulk runs away into the night, the unconscious fangirl still slung over his shoulder. 

To be continued...