Scott: what in Aeor's name-?!
Jimmy: Oh my Cod, what was that?!?
Sausage: what in the BLOODSHEEP?!?
Gem: guys! calm down, there's no need to swear!
Shrub:
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Scott: what in Aeor's name-?!
Jimmy: Oh my Cod, what was that?!?
Sausage: what in the BLOODSHEEP?!?
Gem: guys! calm down, there's no need to swear!
Shrub:
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Empires Joel is just another clone created by the mother tree
same with all the other Mezalean citizens~
Mezalea is a hive mind in a way, like they have free will (albeit their all Joel so they still act accordingly asdfghjkl) but through the mother tree there’s like a database of sorts sorta like the cloud but for thoughts and memories
whenever our Joel dies, he doesn’t actually respawn, rather another clone just picks up where he left off
why is our Joel king out of all the other Joels? Only the mother tree knows~ the topic is heavily debated and gossiped about by those outside of the Mezalean empire aka Bubbles couldn’t figure out a reason and was lazy
i have had 2 ideas for Jimmy's own wings if he ever actually gets a pair and gives fwhip back his spare elytra- in my head:
A: he has hydrokinetic water wings like his sister does (in my headcanons-) with this one I imagine he'd have a weaker form of her hydrokinesis as a whole, cause, y'know- small damaged egg- asdfghjkl his are a bit more murky and just overall more swampy than his sister's ...for obvious reasons asdfghjkl
B: he has a very much DIY pair made up of only sticks, slime, and a little bit of string to tie it all together. maybe a few leaves no one is sure how he managed to get it to actually work, not even jimmy, but here we are asdfghjkl but just because it works doesn't mean it works well lol, they're quite klonky
#LETSHRUBSAYFUCK
headcanon that Shrub hadn't said fuck before coming to Empires, but picked it up from E!fWhip (cause he's just a "bad" influence like that asdfghjkl) and now its a regular part of her vocabulary
Finally finished my headcanon height chart!
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Contrary to popular belief, Scott's finale episode (Empires SMP) actually solidifies and, sort of, confirms my Alinar and Connell physically being Scott and Xornoth theory for me lol
So I, uh, I ended up making a refined and updated version of my The Clash of the Great Stags analysis.
[original post here]
I don't think Alinar actually died. I think when Aeor warped his memory he woke up as Scott (Alinar had probably been grieving for at the very least a few decades before Aeor got tired of waiting and just went like; BLIP! Gone)
Same with Xornoth being Connell, er- what's left of him after the corruption took over at least
Connell's corruption happened similar to how Sausage's did, but he hadn't had the backup plan, so it resulted in his soul getting trapped in limbo, the corruption taking complete control over his body (he couldn't have been perma-dead, as evident to Scott still being alive at the time)
Scott started to slowly regain his real memories over time once Xornoth showed up again. which is why we have scenes like - despite not knowing he even had a brother in the beginning of the series - Scott yelling, "If it weren't for you, mom and dad would still be here!" During the battle in which Xornoth was locked away inside a crystal
The brothers are Archfey. I've theorized this for a while now, but it's relevant so I'm putting it here. (The way both Xornoth and Scott's powers spread are very similar to that of an Archfey, plus this clip just screams Archfey to me)
This means both the brothers are tall. Xornoth is the 2nd tallest on the server (only bested by the 12ft ocean goddess herself) and just ever so slightly taller than Scott (horns not included in statistics)
which makes this clip where Scott calls shrub cute 100x better
This also means that the brothers are immortal (as in they cannot die from old age. However they can still perma-die if they get too badly injured)
something, something, immortal Flower Husbands, something, something
Agh- sorry, back to stag lore stuff–
Ik Xornoth called Scott his little brother in the finale, but they're twins. Xornoth is just the older twin.
Part of the story says:
"After making his way down the caves, he found his brother surrounded by the remains of the missing people and strange symbols on the walls and the floor. Alinar no longer could see his brother but just the monster that he had become,"
and Scott yells at Xornoth during their fight
"If it wasn't for you, mom and dad would still be here!"
did 2 of those missing people just so happen to be the boys' parents? or was that a separate incident?~
Connell was corrupted. We've seen with Sausage how memories from when people are under the influence of the corruption are incredibly fuzzy, if not nonexistent
Connell was long gone by the time Xornoth came to Empires, the corruption fully taken over their body. But when Scott drove the Rune Blade into his own chest, Connell was released from Exor's grasp.
That was Scott's Xornoth there with him in his afterlife~
ok haven't even finished episode one and i already love Sausage's and Pearl's dynamic
they give me intense cousins that were raised together maybe by sir carlos? vibes
or maybe siblings? either way, Pearl is the slightly older one, but only by a few years, maybe less. I've decided it now, you cant change my mind and they were raised by sir carlos
and ik I've said Sausage is my headcanon token human of empires but he also canonically has a cousin that is a chicken I'm pretty sure soo its not that far fetched asdfghjkl aka I'm not letting go of the idea of a token human on the empires server, you can tare the concept from my cold dead hands
oh also from what ive seen on tumblr and in others pov, i headcanon c!pearl as a Satyr, but she's tall even for her species, being 7/8ft rather than the average 5/6ft, making her the 3rd tallest on the server after Xornoth and Scott i need to get around to just making a height chart(?) type post already cause i have it way to thought out at this point asdfghjkl
am i dumping my headcanons before I've even really gotten the chance to dive into her pov? yes that's exactly what's happening here