The difference between scojausage and RGB husbands (scfwhimmy) to me

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The difference between scojausage and RGB husbands (scfwhimmy) to me
I love the headcanon that esmp1 Lizzie can shift her height at will
meaning she can get smaller…or even taller
I think her like. “Normal” height is like 12’7”
(what I wanted her taller than esmp2 Joel)
I think she alters her height so she’s always the tallest person in the room. By like at least a decent margin
Additional headcanon:
Jimmy can do this too. His “normal” height is like 7’9”. Lizzie thinks he’s cute and small. Nobody else shares that opinion.
The only person he’ll tolerate being taller than him is Lizzie.
Additional Additional headcanon:
Scott is used to being the tallest person in the room, so he kinda has to like. Mentally recalibrate whenever he’s in a room with a seabling.
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Here r the drawings of xornoth very similar to joeys drawings they have meaning :D but most of it is already explained lmao.
Cuz I know at least one person will most likely ask me about this. Xornoths skin color is lighter and more gray-ish then before similar to Joey. Except instead of getting darker, he gets lighter. (juxtaposition)
Cuz they’re very sickly and was kinda starved of sunlight for a real long while. ALSO from pallor with yet again is a type of illness (well, a symptom of an illness) 😍
And also like joeys skin caused by blood poisoning, Xornoth also has a skin condition (u know pallor like I just said)
Which is caused by a couple things like not enough sun, emotional distress, exposure to freezing temperature (basically too cold), and even extreme fright. 
Most of the time it can be easily cured from this specific symptoms, by having a nutritious diet and getting more vitamin D from the sun.
And like I said how pallor is an underlying symptom of potential diseases and illness. Guess what that potential illnesses Is?
Corruption.
Who could’ve guessed that? I mean, corruption isn’t the only reason on why corrupted Xornoth has pallor. Cuz I said it can be caused by lank in sunlight, emotional distress, exposure to cold temperatures, etc..
Anyways, I love taking about illnesses <3
Also quick note, the juxtaposition between joeys skin getting darker and Xornoths getting lighter (on the parts he’s still has actual skin). Is a reference to my previous post on how Joey looks into the past while Xornoth looks at the future. 
Random Empires (1) thought:
I don't think Sausage and Joey did much to Scott physically when they kidnapped him. This is mostly due to the fact that Scott's life is tied to Xornoth. They literally could not risk anything happening to him. They may not have directly known this, but Xornoth did and probably made it clear that Scott shouldn't be harmed.
...Gem on the other hand would be fair game. Especially since she's the one who actually had the dragon egg.
Plus Scott has always been rather self sacrificial. Being practically right next to Gem as everything goes terribly wrong for her... Perhaps... maybe he would have given something up for Gems safety, had Jimmy not saved them when he did.
(I honestly don't like to think much happened there at all past what we saw in episode but in a more realistic situation that isn't likely.)
Rivendell Headcanons Post!
Antlers and wings are important features of the people!!
Normally Scott is seen with big gold antlers and white wings with gold tips.
The colour of wings indicates status in Rivendell and Gilded Helianthia, Gold wings indicate Royalty which is why Scott and Pearl have them being the rulers of their respective Empires.
In Rivendell most citizens have gray wings and the higher the status the whiter the wings, and in Gilded Helianthia most winged citizens have brown wings.
The Golden Antlers aren’t royal family specific but they tend to run in the family. Antlers appear on those blessed by the gods Aeor and Exor (Exors is considered a curse but ya know-)
Rivendell specialises in cloth and clothing in general. They have very defined type of old fantasy-type clothing, blue is a strong colour scheme as it hold importance to their god Aeor.
Also the people of Rivendell, Grimmlands and Gilded Helianthia all hold cups slightly different. Grimmlands use mugs mostly where Rivendellians and Gilded Helianthians use fancy tea cups. (Rivendell has mainly glass cups where as Gilded Helianthia uses ceramics) but the Rivendellians put pinky under finger to support the cup where as Gilded Helianthians stick their finger out.
Rivendell vs Gilded Helianthia vs Grimland cups
There are lots of Tapestries and such within Rivendell, weaving and sowing is very prominent within Rivendell culture, there are a lot of tapestries of Aeor with golden thread. Gold is found heavily when it comes to Aeor as a sign of respect to the god.
Wool is used for most clothes as it’s freezing in Rivendell whereas silk is used specifically for religious garbs only.
After the great burning of Rivendell many people scattered to the Grimmlands and Gilded Helianthia as they were the closest accepting empires at the time, because of this when Rivendell was rebuilt they became closely connected with these two empires and a lot of Elves stayed in these two empires.
A little Empires SMP thought. But, imagine little Hermes getting a little pair of wings and a little letter bag, and his first letter delivery without his dads is to go give Scott a letter.
And Sausage and Joel are just watching from Stratos as little Hermes makes his way over to Chromia.
And little Hermes knocks on the door of this colourful house, and a colourful man opens the door. And with a big, toothy grin Hermes announces, stumbling over his words, with a mix of accents, that he has a letter for Scott.
And all the letter is is just Joel writing a long winded explanation that Hermes got new wings and he wanted to deliver something without his daddies, and Scott was the closest.
But Hermes is very proud of himself, and flies all the way back to Stratos to tell his daddies about his adventure, oblivious to the fact that the two were watching him through spyglasses.
Also, I like the idea of Hermes being exposed to two different cultures, and picking up both accents. And his clothes are like a mix of both cultures.
Am I getting attached to an armour stand?
Hmmmmmmmm . . .
I wonder what her skin would've looked like if False also found a scarf and jacket with those clothes . . .
Oh.
What if Lizzie never knew she was blue? Axolotls can't see colour, and no one would've told her because they would've thought she knew.
Yes, I know her being the blue axolotl is a big part of her storyline, but for the sake of this, we ignore that.