Chevalier: Do you ever look at someone and your heart starts skipping a beat?
Bugimatrix: That’s called arrhythmia.
Chevalier: You see, I think I experience that when I look at Mil-
Bugimatrix: You could die from it.
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Chevalier: Do you ever look at someone and your heart starts skipping a beat?
Bugimatrix: That’s called arrhythmia.
Chevalier: You see, I think I experience that when I look at Mil-
Bugimatrix: You could die from it.
Chevalier: *texts the group chat* What does "MCR" stand for?
Milky Way: My Chemical Romance.
Bugimatrix/Cinder Cat/Roi Singe: Mine Craft Romance
*Milky Way has removed Bugimatrix, Roi Singe, and Cinder Cat from the group chat*
Milky Way: Roll call! Horsey?
Chevalier: Here!
Milky Way: Bugimatrix?
Bugimatrix: Here!
Milky Way: Cinder Cat?
Cinder Cat: Here!
Milky Way: ..."Punk ass bitch" Bronze Tiger?
Bronze Tiger: The punk ass bitch part is silent.
Bugimatrix: There's three ways of doing something. The wrong way, the right way, and the Roi Singe way.
Ryuko: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Bugimatrix: Yes, but faster.
Roi Singe: I JUST REALIZED - WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUNDED LIKE! THEY COULD'VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW!
Bugimatrix: It is too early for this late night tumblr stupidity.
Cinder Cat: GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
Cinder Cat (playing chess with Bugimatrix): Okay. I'm going to take your pointy sad-faced guy for my horsey...
Bugimatrix: Stop, stop. Stop. What is this piece called?
Cinder Cat: I call him Dwight.
Bugimatrix: And this one?
Cinder Cat: Steve
Roi Singe (holding a children's activity book): Look, Max, I found all three differences!
Bugimatrix: ...
Bugimatrix: Kim, those are two completely different pictures.
Kitty Section - Milky Way and Chevalier Headcanons
In this AU, Kitty Section’s actually a little bit different! It’s Adrien idea to start it, as a means of “rebelling” against his father. Its his first taste of it.
He immediately goes to Luka and asks if he wants to join. He politely declines because of work and studies, but Juleka takes up the role as soon as Adrien asks.
I h/c them both as good singers so they sing together
So now we got Adrien and Juleka - but who else?
Max joins as the band drummer. Just because he’s a geek doesn’t mean he can’t rock out too! He’s lowkey like, really good too
Marc is brought into the spotlight a little more when its revealed he can play bass. (This is actually a self-insert headcanon of sorts because I’m a writer who WANTS to play bass too lmao)
Marinette is a guest member - she doesn’t always perform with them, but when she does, she’s their tapper. Not only can she dance outside of being Milky Way, but she doesn’t have to enter into some dance competition to be up on stage and do what she loves!
Now onto the band headcanons, like as a fam
Mari’s dance shoes have little heels that make her slightly taller (despite Adrien still needing to practically pick her up to smooch her)
She does exceed Max in height when she wears them tho! This leads Max to harbor an immeasurable distaste for Marinette forever.
Jkjk, the Kitty Section percussionists are actually very close. They like making beats together whenever they get a chance
Adrien and Juleka singing duets. Need I say more?
Every one of them know they can confide in one another anything at all. The only tea that is never spilled is Marinette’s crush on Adrien.
Band gang sleepovers!!! Mainly at the Dupain-Cheng’s or the Couffaine boat house
Adrien, Marc, and Max become great friends and quite close because of the band. So do Marinette and Juleka; other than Rose, she’s the only one Juleka will really open up to.
Bugimatrix, Cinder Cat, and Luminous Fowl know each other from the get-go. Its not that hard to figure out, in their opinion.
Milky Way and Chevalier, as expected, are another story entirely.
Alix actually plays piano too - she and Adrien once did a duet together at one of the concerts and it was sick
Marinette feels completely comfortable tapping around Adrien, for some reason. No fears whatsoever. She thought it might be key to getting over her embarrassment but she can’t tap everywhere all the time
One band practice session Marc absolutely went ham on his bass and nailed Megalovania first try. Everyone’s too scared to ask how