#bugs asks

[cuddlebugmonster]

Coming say "HI"!!

Hehehe why hoy there you XD

[luckylolabug]

I’m begging you to share your favorite fun facts about the residents! Also I think I remember you mentioning drawings of them?

Anyway I love them so much and want to know everything about them!

Ahhh yes! My kids!! I have a sketch thing Ive been working on of them but its super WIP so dont judge how garbage quality this is LOL. Left to right is Aaron, O'Malley, Patel, and then Wei.

For fun facts GOD idk where to start soon.

Dr. Arjun Patel:

​- The nurses started a "Sorry Jar" for him in the breakroom. Every time he apologizes for doing his job correctly, he has to put a dollar in. He funded the entire unit's pizza party in three weeks.

​- He has three high-end pens, right?. They aren't just color-coded. They are ranked by "Severity of Diagnosis." He uses the Montblanc for "Good News," the Parker for "Routine Labs," and the cheap Bic for "I have to call a consult and they are going to yell at me."

​- Because he is terrified of human interaction, he learned the hospital computer system better than the IT department. He can find a patient's chart from 1998 in four clicks. He once recovered a "deleted" MRI scan just so he wouldn't have to call the radiologist back.

​Dr. Sarah O'Malley:

​- She is weirdly good at braiding hair . It started as wound care (getting hair out of lacerations), but now, if a patient has been in a coma for weeks and their hair is matted, O'Malley will stay twenty minutes post-shift to French braid it. She threatens anyone who mentions it with a reflex hammer.

​- She has ascended past the need for normal coffee. She drinks the sludge from the bottom of the pot at 4 PM. She once drank a quadruple-shot espresso and immediately took a nap. Her blood type is purely Arabica and spite.

​- She uses a step-stool in the trauma bay, but she kicks it into position with such violence that nobody dares to make a joke about her height. She calls it her "Tactical Elevation Platform".

​- After that first dinner, she becomes Katelyn's bodyguard. If a parent is rude to Dr. Katelyn Mackenzie in the PICU, O'Malley will magically appear in the doorway cracking her knuckles. Aaron approves of this.

Dr. David Wei:

​- Because he refuses to go home, he has mastered the ability to sleep while standing up, leaning against a wall, with his eyes slightly open. It terrifies the medical students.

​- He really can hear the ventilator rhythm is off before the machine alarms. He also hums classical piano concertos while doing central lines. It’s the only time he looks peaceful. If he stops humming, the patient is about to crash.

​- He knows exactly which vending machine in the hospital is broken and gives free sodas if you hit it in the right spot. He calls it "The Foster Kid Discount".

​- He winds up SUPER attached to Aaron and Katelyns dog. That pug is his everything.

[bug-enthusiast]

I KNOW WHAT Y ARE @crowthingexe AND I KNOW DAMM WELL U DONT HAVE MY TT SO ANSWERING HERE. I don’t have an answer just throw rocks at that guy maybe

[buggycat]

Dear mutual do I have permission to make you sad about my dnd campaign

yes of course

[whimsyandthewonders]

Confession: I miss pre-book 5 Harry Potter fandom so SO SOOO much and I wish I could go back there.

bro fuckin SAME

only 1-4 matter to me, everything else isnt real.

even those have little bits that can be edited by fans, but for the most part everything after the maze tournament doesnt exist to me. 1-4 are the only ones that matter

[pixelatedbugs]

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS DUMB FOR THINKING TIM BURTONS ALIVE. IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE FUUUUCK

I THOUGHT HE DIED AFTER MAKING NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

[bugthegremlin]

LOOK AT HIM ‼️‼️

Atlas 😕 its a cookie 😕‼

[bug-enthusiast]

WHAT IS PREV ANON ON ABOUT WTF...

I lowkey have no idea man we got 2 days of this for now we should uhhh go for 3🔥🔥