🍞Lawfully Webbed Husbands👑
(A Silly Trinity blurb/crack-fic)
Synopsis: It’s SwaySway & Buhdeuce’s wedding day and Michael is given the honor of making the ducks married!
Content warning(s): NOT canon, silly wedding go brr :3
Author’s Note: (jokingly) requested by @kattyanimationzyt! HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! 🏳️🌈
Joy and anticipation filled the air of Neverland Ranch. Today is SwaySway & Buhdeuce’s wedding day and guests came walking in through the giant gates of the ranch. From close baps of the two grooms to celebrity pals of the pop star priest. Over in the Sillies’ favorite spot of one of the giant open fields, the guests filled the seats one by one. The field was beautifully decorated with red and blue. From flowers, ribbons, the list goes on.
Michael stood at the center of the arch, grinning as the last of the guests took their seats. SwaySway was at his side. He would’ve never guessed in a million years that he’d tie the knot with the smaller duck who’s been at his side for as long as he could remember.
“You nervous?” Michael whispered.
“Yep… pretty much.” Sway whispered back. “But I’ve waited my whole life for this. To marry someone who genuinely loves me. To spend the rest of my life with someone who will have my back as I have theirs… as I have his”
“And as luck would have it, you’ve finally found him.”
The two smiled before they heard the music start, which was provided by the Circus of Chaos. As three of the circus members, a Jester, Phantom, & Magician, played their instruments, one more approached the microphone to sing. The Ringmaster. Song of choice? “Best Breadwinner”.
As the circus members played and sang, Jelly came hopping down the aisle dropping a trail of blue & red flowers from the basket in her mouth.
“Ribbit! Ribbit!” Jelly exclaimed. That got an “awww” from pretty much everyone.
Buhdeuce came walking down the aisle, his mom walking by his side. He looked ahead and smiled as he spotted SwaySway, who was holding back the urge to break down in tears right then and there.
Soon, the music ends as they now both stand at the arch. Both hands intertwined with each other.
“Dearly beloved…” Michael began. “We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of SwaySway & Buhdeuce. They’ve been a lot of things to each other. Friends, Breadwinners, lovers, and so much more. But regardless, there is one thing they’re both born to be… soulmates.”
“Now… who’s saying their vows first?”
“I’ll say mine first!” Sway spoke first.
“No, I wanna say MINE first!” Deucer shouted.
As the two bickered, some guests laughed. Others looked very confused.
“Okay, okay! Calm down, you two! Maybe settle in with rock, paper, scissors?” Michael suggested.
The two look to each other and grin in agreement.
Rock beats scissors. Buhdeuce wins.
A few more chuckles from some of the guests. Buhdeuce pulled out a folded piece of paper, unfolding it to read his vows. Of course, he had someone else write them for him since he’s not the best at spelling.
Buhdeuce cleared his throat, looked SwaySway deep in the eyes, and began to read. “SwaySway… from the day we met when I first became a Breadwinner, I knew deep in my really big heart that we’d be together forever. I may not be the smartest duck in the world, but I’ll continue to always be loyal to you. Like I am to you, you’re my rock. In fact, out of all the rocks in my rock collection, you’re the most special one. I loaf you, SwaySway… always!”
“Aww”s came from the guests once more. Buhdeuce wiped away a happy tear and SwaySway had the biggest smile on his face.
Now, it was SwaySway’s turn. He looked into Buhdeuce’s eyes and spoke.
“Buhdeuce Von Deuce Bersukivoch I… I can’t express how much you’ve changed my life for as long as I’ve known you. I may have the most poor judgement and quazy impulsiveness, but that doesn’t change the fact that you’ve been with me through thick and thin… and I’ll always be grateful for that. Therefore, I’ll do the same for you. I’ll pick you back up when you fall and never leave your side. I loaf you, Buhdeuce. So much!”
The “aww”s came again. So did the ducks’ smiles. And Michael? He was enjoying this. It warmed his heart to see his two buddies share their thoughts like this.
“Bubbles! The rings, please.” Michael called to his chimp friend, Bubbles, who walked over with two rings sat on a pillow.
The ducks took their rings and nodded their heads in gratitude to Bubbles. They each slid the rings onto each other’s fingers.
And now… the moment everyone had been waiting for.
“Buhdeuce, do you take SwaySway to be your lawfully webbed husband, to have and to hold, no matter the challenge, no matter what?”
“Yep yep yippity yep yep!”
“And do you, SwaySway, take Buhdeuce to be your lawfully webbed husband, to have and to hold, no matter the challenge, no matter what?”
“Then by the power vested into me by the state of California AND Pondgea, I now pronounce you husband & husband! You may now kiss your groom!”
“Pucker up, Sway!!” Buhdeuce shouted as SwaySway dipped him into a passionate, loving kiss.
Cheers and applause roared from the crowd. SwaySway & Buhdeuce walked hand-in-hand down the aisle smiling and waving. Michael smiled and clapped in the background. This was a day all three of them would never forget. But for now, all that was left is party time at the reception!
“Hey, Deucer?” SwaySway looked to Buhdeuce.
“Yeah, Sway? What’s up, honey?” Buhdeuce grinned.
“What do you wanna name our kids?”
Written by ChrissyDoesStuff
EEEEE I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS!! Hope you guys enjoyed it and HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! 🏳️🌈💕✨
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