#bulborbposting

[literallyjustafish]

my beautiful children!

it would be a shame if they were actually another species that evolved to look like my children in order to avoid predation!

[literallyjustabulborb]

RATING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN DAY(?) SEVENTY SIX: BEARDED AMPRAT

IT USES ELECTRICITY TO STUN THE PIKMIN THEN EAT THEM. THAT'S RIGHT, IT STUNS THEM. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT'S

ELECTRICITY IS WEAKER THAN THE PREVIOUS THINGS THAT USED IT, BUT IT'S KINDA DISSAPOINTING. EITHER WAY, IT TAKES A WHILE TO ACTUALLY CHARGE IT UP, AND YELLOW PIKMIN ARE COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO IT, THOUGH THE CREATURE CAN ATLEAST STILL EAT THEM.

5/10

[royaltyfreeramblings]

the bulborb is a perfect creature without flaw. effervescent beast whom i adore

[literallyjustafish]

bulborb is big strong and good at drawing @littleguysdaily

[literallyjustafish]

this is my friend her name is bill and she sucks

[literallyjustafish]

HRNG... im so hungry for pikmin

[literallyjustabulborb]

IF PIKMIN DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN THEY SHOULD TRY BEING LESS TASTY

[literallyjustafish]

pikmin flavors:

red pikmin taste like pain, their pointy noses stab the inside of my mouth

blue pikmin taste wet... something about this resonates with me...

yellow pikmin taste inconsistent, almost as id theyve never been the exact same each time ive seen them

ive only had a white pikmin once and i threw up for 10 hours

ive never had a purple pikmin... they scare me...

rock pikmin taste adorable redundant

wing pikmin taste like... like if someone had the power to do whatever they want but chose to follow the rules that apply to everyone else instead of using that power to make their own lives easier, if that makes any sense

ice pikmin taste cold

i swear ive had glow pikmin but i cant seem to remember what they taste like...

oh, bulbmin and puffmin both taste of treachery