#bumarion

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hi

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Bumaro and Ion kissing but because of god possession it's actually MEKHANE and Yaldabaoth kissing. Do you see my vision.

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having thoughts where ion is super proud of their long hair because they were forced to keep it short as a slave. one day in battle bumaro snaps and cuts it off. somehow it hurts ion more to feel the rough ends than any other wound bumaro inflicted on them

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bumarion after their first time with bumaro up to his neck in blankets staring at the ceiling in horror and ion smoking an ethernet cable

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more band au thoughts

when they were still a 3 piece, saarn did backup vocals

but she HAAATED it, so theres very few songs w her vocals (theyre hidden gems for the fans)

band is called the deathless empire (picked by saarn)

most of their gear is second hand or outright stolen

their first two albums were pretty well received, but the third one was what sent them out there

started with a small us tour, but demand forced them to play some shows in europe and asia (a few in south america too)

idk if I've said this before but saarn WILL join the moshpit mid song

all of their controversies are from her

sometimes lova grabs ions mic and starts flirting with audience members (and the band too, duh)

bumaro did sound for them so often he just kinda became their main guy that they travel with

people saw him and ion interact once or twice and best believe the fujoshis went WILD

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bumaro and xenophon fighting for the role of "the grand karcists most autistic boyfriend"