Valborg

He/Him | 17 | no.1 nälkä fanboy

[valb0rg]

updated intro post!!

name : valborg

age : 17

pronouns: he/him

fandom(s) : almost entirely SCP (mostly sarkicism and cotbg), occasionally very rarely other things

socials : valb0rg on ao3, valb0rg_art on tiktok and twitter, i-drink-bees on reddit (old username dont ask)

other : highly inconsistent post schedule

[valb0rg]

i support womens wrongs

[valb0rg]

may i interest you in some veins and also some arteries

[dear-ao3]

[valb0rg]

saarn encouraging nadox to get w derdekeas in a modern au because "lovataar and ion cannot be the healthiest couple in our friend group. a stalker and her victim cannot have the most stable relationship. please"

[deadmooncallisto]

ion pre revolt

[notblindsnake]

It must be hard for a very old immortal to have a child that ages normally

5 or 10 years are a blink of an eye for the parent but for the child it is a long time

[notblindsnake]

“How is it your birthday again it was your birthday yesterday”

“How are you 18, you were twelve yesterday”

“We are having a little argument and they haven’t talked with me for a few days” “it has been years”

[yonictrain]

Not to bother you but I wonder if you have any pregnant Roberta Bumaro hcs...

Or anything about her really...

Just asking you to feed my Brainworms 🥺

I think I already posted some stuff about Roberta being pregnant on my main blog (specifically about cryptic pregnancies, which spawned Saoirse into existence), however I can add some more onto that!

(This is specifically for Saoirse's pregancy development and birth, just saying to prevent confusion.)

(Also I put this under the cut because I realized it was getting too long.😭)

So this was a cryptic pregnancy, AKA she did not know she was pregnant until... I'm gonna say she actually didn't know until she was already in labor.😭 She experienced few symptoms and, due to the way her body is built, barely even had a baby bump. (Most of the baby was hidden inside her, instead of growing outwards like most pregnant bellies.)

For what little symptoms she did experience: nauseoua, headaches, and occasionally being in a bitchy mood for seemingly no reason. As well as "food" cravings for a variety of different metals.

She wasn't completely unaware of these symptoms being abnormal; however, the last thing she thought it could be was pregnancy -- she actually thought it was build up for some kind of transformation that Mekhane wanted her to have. (Specifically due to the weird cravings.)

(Also, she did not have sex any time at all in the months leading up to it. In any other world, this would be grounds to immediately throw out a pregnancy diagnosis (as Roberta did). However, due to the fact that Mekhane wants to make more pieces of herself, she built this mechanism inside Roberta to have the capabilities of pregnancy, without the necessity of having sex. AKA, Roberta was in the same bed with Lovataar, and that was literally enough to get her pregnant.)

Ezekiel was the first to notice something was different, potentially even hearing the baby the moment it was conceived. But when he tried to subtly ask about it, Roberta genuinely had zero clue what he was talking about, and seeing as how she had very little symptoms in the first place, he didn't try to intervene again.

Lovataar was the next person to notice after Roberta snapped at her for seemingly no reason. It's extremely out of character for her to do that (unless you're Ion), so she started keeping tabs on whatever other symptoms she showed. Since there weren't many, she had a wide variety of potential reasons. When she tried to bring her list to Roberta though, she threw it out the moment Lova said the word "pregnant".

Then came the day when she went into labor... I still haven't decided where, exactly, this happened, but I know that I want both Ezekiel and Lova to be there. Roberta, in the middle of whatever she's doing at whatever place, realizes that she's suddenly feeling very strange (and almost in pain). She thinks "oh no, I'm having my glorious holy transformation right now??? In front of everyone???" And so quickly excuses herself to go hide in a closet somewhere, thinking that it can't be worse than her initial transformation from the ichor.

Ezekiel follows her shortly after, because even though he hasn't touched the subject further, he was still very worried. Thus, Ezekiel was the first one to find her going to into labor.

... And he damn near faints once he realizes what's happening, because he might've done a lot of strange things as an engineer, but delivering a baby is not one of them.

(Luckily, Lova is there, and so the baby is delivered without any trouble. Well, except Roberta's emotional scarring, but without any physical trouble.)

[totallynotgayforyou]

[capelin356]

lovaion wip

[notblindsnake]

You can bet Ion spend a long time saying “I miss my wife. I love my wife. Have I told you I love my wife?”

And Bumaro was just thinking “I must accept my punishment”

[deadmooncallisto]

@valb0rg GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEVER SLEEP IN MY PRESENCE!!!!!!!

[valb0rg]

whaddafyck

[deadmooncallisto]

MY AWEOSOME VOICECLAIMS HELLO!!?IS THIS THING ON🎤?

ion — doughael crk

nadox — tiresias epic the musical

lovataar — one tpot

orok — rodrick diary of a wimpy kid

saarn — nicole class of 09

robert bumaro — bryce/soda bottle hfjone

trunnion — ena (meanie) ena dream bbq

hedvig — kasane teto utauloid

hedara — sugarfly cookie crk

derdekeas — gaty tpot

(ok the videos i found r kinda butt so i’ll make a video but it’s late so im not going to rn)

[cogwork-orthodoxy]

I imagine Saoirse was born sometime in the modern era, early-late 2000s.

This means I could make them an unironic nightcore lover. "It's called NIGHTCORE and you PUT AN ANIME GIRL ON THE THUMBNAIL" ass.

[valb0rg]

kalya remembers early adytum and saoirse... doesnt remember 9/11

[cogwork-orthodoxy]

I had a cute trunwig fic idea (that I honestly might still write because it seems like it'd be short and sweet) where Hedwig offhandedly mentions how she enjoys arcades, and then for one of their anniversaries, Trunnion saving up the money to go take them to some big arcade place like Dave n Busters or something (even though most of the modern games are definitely heretical technology by Orthodoxy standards).

And Hedwig is so touched by it she almost has a positive breakdown because she's not used to having her interests acknowledged and she legitimately didn't know Trunnion remembered that.

[deadbeatmaker]

no one can accuse me of AI because I’m hopelessly addicted to posting WIPs and then taking five weeks to actually share the finished product because I’m not only an attention seeker but also a procrastinator

[valb0rg]

Death of an Ozirmok