#bumbling fools

[biofartwastebomb]

[j-a-nuary]

sbout how long do you think i can draw out the "they obvi both like each other but theyre idiots" trope? because im already well over 40k words and, y'know, theyre idiots

nevermijd that love triangle shaped lump over there

[unbound-shadow]

The Descent. After registering with the Smiling Skulls Adventuring corp. Xaer, Pages, Bran, Nyx, and Lucy have met and tentatively named themselves the Bumbling Fools in a hurried state of panic. This newly minted party of unlikely friends now descends into the basement of the Adventuring Guild where they find a small provisions outpost set up around an ever fluctuating portal that will send them to their next job. 

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The Encounter. After being sent away from her homeland in an attempt to protect her from an oncoming war, a young gnome finds a new friend.

[thisblondewalksintoajoke]

[atrevides]

there's this chinese reality show where celebrity dads and their small-ish children go on a month long adventure and try to figure out life without help from the mom and ohmygod its so funny