Cui bono?

💚 Birth year starts with a 1 💚 The goal is some sort of update every other Sunday 💚

[j-a-nuary]

I've given up on having a queue for now.

All stories guaranteed LLM/AI free!

Allow me to preface the masterlist by saying this: I only post stories on here and AO3 (@j_a_nuary). If you see it somewhere else, it ain't me. If I ever do post elsewhere, I'll add it to this paragraph.

Ateez

Big Bang

B.A.P

Block B

BtoB

BTS

Got7

History

iKon

Monsta X

NCT

Seventeen

SHINee

Stray Kids

VIXX

Winner

Thanks to @chans-room for the header gif it's so 🥹

[j-a-nuary]

Hey @staff,

Cool update, just one question

I have checked notifications, messages, and inbox for every single blog I have so why is this still here?

[j-a-nuary]

theory on who renjun is tied with?

I don't really know the dreamies so take this with a whole deer lick's worth of salt:

After some cursory duckduckgo-ing, I'm getting Chen vibes. Man's gonna show up to contract negotiations with a whole wife, fans will lose their shit and demand he be removed, but SM will say no with an investment banker accent.

[Referring to this post]

[j-a-nuary]

I have a theory that NCT members are cursed/cosmically linked/whatever to recreate the trials and tribulations of previous SM artists

Siwon -> Mark Lee

Wu Yifan -> Moon Taeil

I'm hoping that we get a Taemin -> Taeyong (industry trauma being synthesized into healing art), but I'm refusing to even consider a Jonghyun connection. I've got my theories on who is gonna be the Shindong, the Zitao, the Jessica, and the Sungmin, but I'm mailing those to myself lol.

[thirstkanaphan]

🐈‍⬛ I really won't come next time (with you)

[j-a-nuary]

Tumblr It Boy breakup post, circa 2014

[j-a-nuary]

Listen... i know antis are toxic and we should ignore them but this fucking killed me im sorry but i got a stitch from trying not to burst out laughing

[j-a-nuary]

I don't wanna revise! I wanna watch costume dramas and pretend I'll one day do a cosplay!

[j-a-nuary]

Peer discussion posts make me wanna change my name to Theophania.

[j-a-nuary]

I don't wanna revise! I wanna watch costume dramas and pretend I'll one day do a cosplay!

[bulkhummus]

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

[j-a-nuary]

Just came across a fake text set on here and let me tell you: I was sitting here reading it thinking "this doesn't really have a lot of personality to it"

Then something catches my eye

There! At the bottom of the screen!

"This is AI and not a real person. Treat everything it says as fiction. What is said should no..."

[namtan]

CHAN & I.N music core mini fanmeet — 260808

[autotono-deactivated20221027]

(buddhist youth pastor voice) i see you're refreshing tumblr. do you know what else is a painful and unending cycle of content

[zisurru]

imagine trying to impress a girl but it’s 1640 so you have to sing her a madrigal with viol accompaniment but there are so many ribbons on your doublet that they get tangled in your viol strings and you get so flustered your cap falls off. whole time your patron is watching from across the courtyard and you just know he's cutting your salary...

[j-a-nuary]

The funniest part about Mingi saying that Yeosang has a serious stage presence is that I have never once in my life thought Yeosang was being serious about anything.

[viridian-dagger]

Just out of curiosity bc I work at a college bc I'm fighting my admin about it and I'm full of rage...

Would you be comfortable/trust having an AI system read your transcripts (high school and college)?

Yes

No

Nuance

Voting ended onAug 6

Pls tell me your reasoning and reblog for a bigger data pool!

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[j-a-nuary]

Woozi has whatever the opposite of a Napoleon complex is