poly! bakusquad x reader headcanons (gn)
HOO BOY
okay so being romantically involved with five different people is a bit difficult to traverse at first, but you all get into the swing of things rather quickly
if ur in the hero course with them, they’re all so stoked about your quirk!!
like it could literally be that you make cotton balls come out of your hands and everyone would be so excited
if your quirk isn’t all that “flashy”/u don't have one, hanta and eijirou have ur back
they know what it’s like to feel inadequate or looked down on ✊😔
mina is always blowing up your phone
she sees something cute that reminds her of you? sending you a pic and a bunch of exclamation points
she hears about some shit going down in the business course? “hon you will NOT believe this tea!!!!!!!!!👀👀👀”
ALWAYS wants to know your side of things. she loves hearing your opinion about things she talks about!!
“okay i know this is a stretch,,, but these pants??”
“babe your ass is already fat af. if you get the tiktok leggings we’ll die”
“PERF, thanks baby!!!!! :3″
she likes giving little peppery kisses under the eye and on top of the cheekbones!! also loves receiving, she always gets so giggly and cute 🥺
sends blurry booty pics to the group chat & revels in the angry responses
katsuki is NOT to be trusted in your bedroom he WILL clean it even if it’s not dirty
“your plant’s leaves are spotty. it’s too dark for it over here”
boy?? did i ask
“im moving it” “wai-” “i’m moving it.”
kat sticks his tongue out when he’s concentrating & everyone goes 🥺 please he’s so cute
he likes hearing stories from your life -- especially when he’s doing something where he doesn’t need his full attention (like cooking, not reading). he doesn’t always look like he’s listening so if you stop he’ll whip around and be like ???? mf go on
definitely the kind of bf to make his partners’ space more comfortable for them if they fall asleep
you wear glasses and fell asleep with them on? he’s gonna carefully take them off and put them on a nearby table
hanta and eijirou passed out watching korean cake decorating videos? he’s closing the laptop & putting a blanket on them
mina fell asleep watching tiktoks? plugging her phone in. sometimes into denki
speaking of denki
this mf is touch starved
i personally hc he doesn’t have the best home life (something i won’t get into here), so he’s constantly seeking validation and affection
he will quite literally curl up on the floor in a patch of sunlight like a cat and fall asleep
please nap with him
he’s so soft when he’s sleep IM--
he’s got like. hanta’s big ass hoodie on & it’s SO big on him & falls at the middle of his thighs & he keeps rubbing his eyes and smearing his eyeliner and he’s all pouty and grabbing ur hand and 🥺im SOFT
PLEASE very softly give him a kiss when he’s like this and hold both his hands he will be so grateful
likes to go to katsuki when he’s sleepy because he won’t fuck with him. plus he’s warm
my babe LOVES skateboarding and even though he’s really good he eats shit over the smallest things
like he could do a cool trick down a flight of stairs or smth but rockets himself thirty feet away because the pavement shifted a millimeter
desperately tries to get you to go skating with him even though he’s covered in bruises
kiss them better and give him fun bandaids!!!!!!!
hanta hanta!!
dude stands ominously in the doorway of your room at 4am and asks if you want tater tots
mina is also there
SUCH a tease OOF i love sero um 😳
he likes to hold things out of your reach (whether or not you’re taller/shorter than him) and make you kiss him for it
sticks tape under door handles where you can’t see it and relishes in the distant shrieks
he’ll get things that are up real high for you if you’re too short tho <3
really enjoys true crime/fascinating horror type videos. it’s his main recommended on youtube
definitely makes u watch them with him if you like that sort of thing
mina also loves these, especially the grwm ones (like bailey sarian)
winks @ you in passing 😳
eiji!!! sunshine baby boy!! this man likes to bite :))
he will bite you if you’re in his range :)) never hard enough to break skin but always enough to surprise. be careful doing it back tho bc he might instinctively harden & break ur teeth <3
picks & presses flowers for u guys um 🥺
always shares food with u but u have to give him some or he’ll pout and no one wants that
everyone always treats him like he’s innocent but this bitch throws some major shade
will tell u to stfu, kiss u on the mouth, then push u off a platform during training. smh
wants to have sunset picnics with u guys c’mon katsuki stop being old >:((((
kisses knuckles like nobody’s business!!!
will pick anyone up who doesn’t wanna step in a puddle. picks denki up because he doesn’t want anyone electrocuted
always asks abt ur day!!!!!!! pls tell him he’s genuinely interested!!!!!
kisses things better :((( tells denki he thinks it’s cool he busted his ass skating while katsuki yells at him to be careful in the bkg (definitely gets a huffy kiss from him later tho when kat checks out the injury up close)
if you look hot everyone (mostly mina & hanta) looks at each other like 👀 & is like “i gotta go,,,” ;)
travelling as a pack is always interesting bc that’s too many people on the sidewalk. that’s too many,,y tpeop,, that’s,,, too many people clogging the sidewalk
besides, everyone walks at different speeds anyway & katsuki can only slow himself down so much before he gives up & hopes the slow walkers figure out where he’s going. hanta is also a fast walker, but his legs r long. mina walks fast when she isn’t talking but denki likes to walk and talk and denki is a slow walker so that means mina is going slow
eiji likes to look around when he walks but is generally pretty fast
he likes to hang near the back and look out for the stragglers & make sure ur not walking by urself if u don’t wanna be
you’d think public spaces would HATE you guys but that would be poly!dekusquad :))
contrary to popular belief, the bakusquad isn’t as bad in public. as bad.
this is thanks to katsuki and hanta not wanting to get kicked out of another diner because mina likes to instigate arguments with kat :))) devil
if you’re the kind of person that keeps your feet on the ground when at a restaurant, you’re getting kicked and 70% of the time it’s on purpose and it’s hanta because he is a terror
denki wants to go to waffle house and won’t shut up about it so you’re going to waffle house at 1am
eijirou checks TF OUT in liminal spaces like that his body does NOT know how to process it he’s like 👁👄👁
denki opens salt/sugar packets without realizing and dumps them on the table
katsuki WILL blow it into his lap and someone WILL have to cover denki’s mouth before he screams
denki is NOT above pda whatsoever he’s sitting in someone’s lap and he’s getting kissed right now!!!
mina would like to hold hands please and thank you. yeah eijirou & hanta are sitting in between you at the movies but you can stretch!
hanta is the resident filmmaker in ur relationship :) he mostly makes meme comps of everyone doing stupid shit but he will make genuinely sweet ones on special occasions
denki & mina insisted on a joint tiktok. eiji LOVES being in the videos & hanta is down for most of them but prefers to film which is really cute because sometimes you can hear him laughing behind the camera or it’s shaking & its so fuckin funny. katsuki never asks to be in them but is often featured in them and boy HIS JOKES ARE FUCKIN FUNNY
if you’re comfortable being on camera mina is 1000% doing couples tiktoks w u/kami/kiri
n e ways ur all very cute together & this is a happy & healthy relationship bc i am a slut for fluff <3
dear god i have so many of these but i’ll stop here for now
hi hi! welcome to my blog! i love poly! bakusquad but there isn’t a lot of content for it,, so,,, what’s there to do but do it myself >:3 hope u enjoyed! let me know what you’d like to see differently, if anything!
also i literally have SO many headcanons always and will ALWAYS be down to make more. just say the word ;)
~ cricket