#bunwifetalez

[lesbunnian]

When you can do multiple impressions and end up doing a self made skit, by yourself of a Toad from Mario robbing Shaggy and Scooby Doo. The Toad trying to steal Scooby for money and Shaggy having to unlock 1% of his power, utterly melting Toad away.

My wife watched by the way.

[lesbunnian]

My wife, out of blue: my mother gave me two L's in life.

Me: ????

My wife: 1. Giving birth it me. And the second she gave to me on Sunday.

Me: Sunday?

My wife, grinning as she hands me this:

Goddamnit I love her.

[lesbunnian]

The different types of gays.

Boba tea gay

Soda gay

[lesbunnian]

My autistic wife: I stuck my pop socket onto our mini fridge!

Me:...

My wife, after struggling to get it off: got it!...

Me:...

My wife:....I lied I put it on there on purpose.

I don't know how but I think this is the most tism I've seen from her in years.

[lesbunnian]

GUESS WHO IS NOW LEGALLY MARRIED!!!!

[lesbunnian]

My fiancee, high in a joking manner: man I want to rub all over you and purr and cover you in my scent. So you'll be mine

Me, deadpan while watching a video about Wizard 101: we are literally getting married tomorrow.

[lesbunnian]

Man my fiancee and I never fight....but when we do squabble it's about the stupidest shit.

I swore she's had a sip of my apple juice and she swore she didn't. So we went back and forth until I just gave her a sip. Love the simple things

[lesbunnian]

TW: SPIDERS

So for (apparently from my wife's knowledge) months now there has been a large spider that has just....LIVED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WINDOW IN ME AND MY WIFE'S ROOM.

It doesn't move and we've walked past it outside (from a distance) multiple times. It's large and terrifying.

We named him Jerry.