Dec 22, 2023
Do you guys think they’re feeling holly jolly
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Do you guys think they’re feeling holly jolly
It doesn't make sense.
Ryan: So I solved the case!
TJ: It's possible.
Ryan: Could I get a gun...?
Everyone: No!
Burl: Nooo no no no no no.
Cora: No. No.
TJ: Not in this lifetime.
Burl: If he's issued a gun, they'll have to evacuate the whole city.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Author: literati42
Rating: Teen and up
Word count: 820
Summary: Pre-show. Young detective TJ Caruso is still reeling from his mother’s death and a fight that left him estranged from his imprisoned father, when a case from the past sends him seeking out his father’s advice. He, his new partner Burl, and the strange tech Ryan he is just getting to know must unravel the past to solve the case before more deaths are in the future.
Not So Alone
Title: Not So Alone
Genre: emotional hurt/comfort,
Author: @literati42
Summary: It began just before Christmas, the friendship that started between TJ Caruso and the young CSI, Ryan. Maybe their friendship never would have happened without Christmas magic (or faulty wiring)For the Good Cop Winter Fic Challenge 2018. Prompt: Stuck in an Elevator Together
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Captain: It doesn't make sense.
Burl: A lot of things don't make sense.
Burl: Why are nickels bigger than dimes?
Captain: That's a good point.
Burl: Why does Hawai'i have an interstate highway?
Captain: Another excellent question.
Burl: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Captain: I don't know. I couldn't say.
Burl: Why did the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?
Captain: When are you retiring?
Burl: Four hundred and seventy-four days.
Captain: Does that include today?
Burl: Yes, it does.
Burl: Greg Kinnear.
Ryan: Excuse me? Did you just say "Greg Kinnear"?
Burl: *nods*
Ryan: The actor?
Burl: He's famous, but he's not, like, super famous. Every day, I remember who he is and say his name.
Ryan: Why?
Burl: So I know I don't have Alzheimer's.
TJ: It doesn't make sense.
Burl: A lot of things don't make sense. Why don't they make size B batteries?