#burntandheartless

[coneyislanddiscopalace]

"Entertain me, mortal. I believe the last time we conversed, you had a monkey on your back...I believe that monkey wears a hat too~ Correct? Or have you since quit your infidelity and scurried back to your dark prince in bifocals~?"

"Ah-!"

Well this was a surprise.

"He's still on my back unfortunately...He hardly shows up lately, so at least I can actually have time to myself. Although is it really infidelity if it keeps happening without consent? Seriously now."

[poisonoustea]

"Hmph. These little boys wouldn't know how to pleasure you if it hit them in the face. Come now Maria, how about you let me take care of you~?"

I’ve been taken care of more than enough I 

AMD SORRY I DONT THINK I NEED MORE PEOPLE SENDING ME SMUT IM GOOD YEP IM GOOD

[shichisanmegane]

"I am deeply sorry I ate all of those hashbrowns in front of you."

"You are free to have them."

Not that he has any interest with Hashbrowns from the first place.

[sakamakibeatrix]

"...Hello, Cordelia," Beatrix said her name bitterly, "is there anything you need for today? If you are looking for Karl Heinz, he certainly isn't around here for the moment."

[diahello]

"Number three~" A long finger entangled into the girl's curls, her smile a little too sweet. And her face way too close for comfort. "A sweetie for the sweetie~" The vampire crooned, lightly kissing the corner of the human's mouth.

fuckin anons

too close for comfort is right caN U NOT