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ok I've never thought of trans!Burson Fouch headcanon before but honestly I think it slaps(like with any character in this franchise ever...)

So this fella would defo NEVER do surgery and go the atlernative medicine (/ref) way. He'd be (pseudo)sciencing his way out in order to find the plants and flowers that would help the features n'hormones and things of the targeted gender to sprout (pun intendes)

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#flower hrt……#confession #Burson fouch #trans lsoh

There's NO point in making this anonymous, so here we go!

So there's this song - "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair)" sung by Scott Mckenzie

And imagine:

Burson Fouch really likes to sing this song with his lovely wife (or, alternatively, with someone else you may ship him with). And when he does go to San Francisco, he misses her/them so damn much and keeps singing this song alone. She/they surprise(s) him by going to San Francisco too. So the main lyrics of the song are as follows:

If you're going to San Francisco / Be sure to wear flowers in your hair!

And she (or they) does (or do).

They hug, kiss and I think you know what this bastard would do next.

He'd eat those flowers off the hair. Period.

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#confession #Burson fouch #this fandom is awesome

I went a step further and made an RP blog.

@burson-fouch

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#this looks awesome #just sent in a few questions for ya #we don’t get much of him in the movie so im excited to see what you do with him #burson fouch #the little shop of horrors #lsoh blog #lsoh advertising

ALSO, to add on that confession thing about Burson and Walter Paisley I just did like a perfectly sane person - if Walter is autistic then Burson is too, cuz they're the same person in my headcanon. Just that Walter fixated on killer sculptures and Burson fixated on flowers lol

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#awesome and based guy whose safe food is flowers #confession #burson fouch #walter paisley #dick miller

I like to think that Burson Fouch and Walter Paisley (from "A Bucket of Blood" 1959, a comedy horror film about dead people (and at first, accidentally, a cat) inside clay which everyone believed to be master art at first and beatnik culture, a social/art satire) are the same character.

First off, they're both acted by the same actor - Dick Miller. And if I remember correctly, the sets were partially used in both films - Roger Corman is (yes, NOT was) a cool freak (/pos) who literally began the story of our beloved and crazy LSOH madness in the matter of TWO DAYS of filming (but I'm sure you knew that).

Walter Paisley was pretty damn different from Burson - shy, awkward wreck (kinda like Seymour), who really wanted beatnik friends, to be loved by sketch artist Carla and to be not ignored at the beginning, gaining more confidence as he goes through his downfall. And Burson is a quite outgoing smooth-talker. So I think Burson might have been the same way as Walter was in the beginning, would have had no friends, be super poor at socializing. That would've been when he was a child. BUT instead of, ahem, artistic murder, Burson would have changed through his world travels and through meeting many people out of many cultures. Basically, grew up, whereas Walter did not (Or maybe was simply a little autism-coded.)

The last thing - Burson has been said to have a wife when he checked on his invisible watch and went home for "gardenias for dinner". And Walter had a huge crush on Carla. So I headcanon that in the 1960 TLSOH universe, Burson's wife would also be acted by the same actress as Carla was - the love of my life ahdjsjshha Barboura Morris. Much like Jonathan Haze or Miller, she was a regular in Corman's films, so it would be logical. And I also did an invertion thingy with the alphabet (yes I was very invested in this thing it was like a year ago maybe ??and I just remembered it now) - C/W (Carla/Walter), so the name of Burson's wife in the TLSOH universe would start with an X (if I remember correctly), because B/X , in an opposite side of the alphabet. So I think her name would be Xandra (there was a Roger Corman film character who had an X in their name - Dr. Xavier from "The Man with X-ray Eyes).

Thank you for listening to my TED talk-

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#waow #i need to watch A Bucket of Blood now #confession #burson fouch #walter paisley #dick miller

duuude the way this gal in our school literally pulled a burson fouch move today.

today is the day before woman's day and so every gal got flowers. tulips, to be exact. and this girl legit bit off the bud, chewed on it and after a bit said to her friends "it's not so good you guys..." respect

on that note, happy woman's day to all here who identify as a woman and to our LSOH women (https://littleshop.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Female_characters)

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#‘its not so good you guys’ is killing me #maybe it needed salt #confession #burson fouch #happy womens day