Amazing crossover au:
Mayday!Reader is pissing about one day in Gotham, being an absolute little nightmare. They’re climbing up the wall to a Wayne Enterprises building when suddenly….they’re snatched up by Robin (aka Damian at the time).
Damian wants to keep this wild little baby, first of all because their parents are clearly neglectful (they’re not) and because he desperately wants to not be the youngest.
Crow!Reader is PISSED and so is Spider!Parent, but they both kind of realise that Mayday!Reader being raised in Wayne Manor, having access to a high quality education is probably better than living in Grandpa John’s house.
Bruce’s crash out when he realises this tiny, wild, feral little baby is his grandchild is immense. He’s suddenly buying a fishing set, renovating a full room in the manor to just be their playroom, and will stop at NOTHING until he can take them to baby swimming lessons(because those are the cutest thing on earth).
Yeeeessss, although I don’t think Crow would be to thrilled about Mayday being with the Wayne’s. They love there partner but they desperately want to leave that part of their past behind them, so Crow never told Spider spouse that there a Wayne. Spider Spouse was definitely under the belief that John was Crows Bio Dad. Spider would definitely be all for it at first and Crow is going through the five stages of grief. They are not having a good time, a part of me really wants Reader to start acting aggressively about Mayday being with the Bats. Something Spider spouse has never seen from them before. But another part wants them to start acting more timid about this whole thing, once again something Spider spouse has never seen from them. There’s lots of ways one can act when re-entering a traumatic situation and I can’t tell which one would be more interesting.
Spider spouse is getting so many confusing signals, from the way Crow is acting and refusesto tell them what’s wrong. To not know there a Wayne, to John is whole deal, to Bruce behaving like the loving Father they see on tv to Crow and Mayday. Spider spouse is getting a lot of confusing signals and they definitely don’t like the picture it’s painting. The worst part? No one is life is in danger so there spider sense isn’t going off.
For now at least :)