#but jaws

[sleepytoken]

Watching a live performance of Jaws and lamenting the fact that we, on the Teeth of God tour, did not get a single jaw.

[speckledgoldfish]

I WENT FROM HAVING A TERRIBLE FORTH OF JULY TO HAVING THE BEST DAY EVER

OK SO ON FORTH OF JULY, IT WAS RAINING. I DIDNT GET A CALL OR ANYTHING FROM MY BOSS SO I HAD TO CYCLE TO WORK AT 7 AM TO MAKE IT IN TIME FOR THE 7:30 OPENING. I GOT THERE, I WAS DRENCHED, AND NO ONE ELSE WAS THERE. I HAD TO GO TO FOUR DIFFERENT PLACES JUST TO GET THE NEWS THAT I WAS OFF FOR THE DAY BC GODDAM KEVIN WOULDNT ANSWER HIS PHONE. 

BY THEN IT WAS 9 AM.

I WENT HOME, TOLD MY PARENTS, AND WAS ROPED INTO A THING CALLED ORIENTEERING B/C WHAT SOUNDS BETTER THAN GOING OUT INTO THE WOODS TO LOOK FOR WELL HIDDEN SIGNPOSTS WITHOUT A MAP. MY GROUP GOT LOST AND WE WERE STUCK OUT THERE UNTIL THE REST OF OUR WHOLE PARTY CAME FOR US WITH A RANGER. 

BAM. IT WAS 4 PM AND I FINALLY GOT TO SHOWER.

MY PARENTS MADE FOOD FOR A PARTY WE WERE GOING TO, THE RAIN STARTED TO CLEAR, AND I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO BE FINE AND I WOULD CHEER UP. NOPE. JESUS CRISP ON A BREADSTICK EVERYONE THERE WAS A DOUCHE BAG. I WAS CALLED FAT. SERIOUSLY. I STOPPED A LITTLE GIRL FROM USING THE SPARKLER LIGHTER TO IGNIGHT A HOUSEPLANT, I GOT YELLED AT FOR  TELLING HER NOT TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN. A GROWN MAN RIPPED OUT MY HEARING AID AND SHOUTED IN MY EAR BECAUSE I TOLD HIS DAUGHTER OFF. HE WAS SOBER, I HAD JUST BOUGHT THE DAM THING AND I WAS FINALLY GETTING TO HEAR ALL THIS COOL MUSIC PROPERLY AND HE JUST RIPPED IT OUT OF MY EAR. THANK GOD IT STILL WORKS BECAUSE I STILL FEEL LIKE CHOCKING HIM FOR IT. 

and this is honestly a kind of minor thing, but after leaving the house and going to the ‘fireworks show’ on the beach i thought i might be able to enjoy the end of the day, but I arrived, and it turns out the people left the fireworks out in the rain and none of them would work. and honestly, the fireworks were the thing i was looking for. and after my day i literally sat there on my bicycle and cried. it was probably the worst ive felt in public for a long time. 

...BUT OK I PROBABLY SAID TOO MUCH THERE BUT IT WAS GOOD TO GET IT OFF MY CHEST. 

NOW ON THE THE AWESOME DAY.

ITS ACTUALLY KIND OF MUNDANE BUT IT WAS MY DAY OFF WORK, AND I HAD THE HOUSE TO MYSELF. I BASICALLY JUST TOOK THE DOG OUT FOR A WALK, THEN WENT FISHING. AND AT THE END OF THE DAY I FOUND OUT THERE WAS AN OUTDOOR SHOWING OF JAWS RIGHT NEAR MY HOUSE.

JESUS CRIST I LOVED IT. IT FELT LIKE I WAS IN A MOVIE. 

AND THE BEST PART IS THAT WHEN JAWS ATTACKED THE ORCA, THE WHOLE SCREEN BLEW OVER. IT WAS SO PERFECTLY TIMED OMG I NEVER WANT TO SEE JAWS AGAIN IT WAS JUST TOO AMAZING HERE.