#but mostly no

[skyward-floored]

Mom zelda au Ganondorf: now that I have captured Zelda, there’s no opposition to my rule, nobody will stop me! it’ll be smooth sailing now, nothing will—

Zelda: *causing problems on purpose in literally every way she possibly can, wreaking minor havoc in the castle*

Ganondorf:

Ganondorf: maybe this was a mistake

[mental-ch-illness]

i will never hold anyone’s hand when i say that rich people are evil

[warriorprincesstramp]

"does abc's lost like women" ummmm well. it depends...

[xxbig-shotxx]

U strike me as the kind of mf who secretly draws hentai n shit

Well you're wrong

Kind of ?

I'm not pretending I haven't drawn nudity but what I'm saying is it's in an extremely unsexy and mundane way

[icanttalkimhavingacrisis]

Fuck sexual frustration, my real struggle is gender frustration. Yes my chosen name is typically feminine. Yes I have long hair. Yes I present typically feminine. But don't you think for one damn minute that I'm a woman.

[weaponizedmoth]

I have so many reference pictures on my cellphone that I fully intended to do something with and now I look at them and go "why... why do I have that?"

[nomiilee]

I wish it wasn’t considered weird to hug friends a lot. But, at the same time, I’m so uncomfortable with other people initiating touch and too self-conscious to ask most of the time anyway so