What it feels like looking for a job rn
HIRING
Entry Position
Location: your area
Full time, "Flexible Schedule", Overtime
Minimum Wage
About the Company:
Here at COMPANY, we believe that everyone part of our lovely family matters, and that everyone should be treated with basic dignity and respect!
In this position you will:
Be everyone's bitch
Be asked to do way more than you're supposed to because we refuse to hire more than 1 or 2 people for "one" job
Not be treated with a single ounce of basic dignity or respect (if you ask for it your job and financial stability will be threatened or revoked)
Minimum Qualifications:
A master's degree in this extremely niche field
OR
5+ years working this exact entry level position job
Benefits:
Employee Discount on things you will never use
How to Apply:
Create an account on COMPANY website that may or may not be absolutely broken, then send in your resume, recommendations, cover letter, and a 5 page essay on why you want to work for COMPANY. Then, our completely inaccurate AI will review your information and then sell all of every piece of information included to scammers!
DO NOT CALL US ABOUT YOUR APPLICATION
DO NOT EMAIL US ABOUT YOUR APPLICATION
DO NOT CONTACT US IN ANY WAY OR YOUR APPLICATION WILL BE BLACKLISTED
We will only contact you about your application if we decide to hire you! Otherwise, get fucked! :)
Employee Reviews of COMPANY:
Ex-employee:
1/10 Stars
The management abuses their power and you will be worked to death DO NOT WORK HERE
Ex-employee:
3/10 Stars
It's a job and they pay you. Not well, of course. You won't even get a pay raise. My buddy has worked here for 15 years and is still getting the same amount that they got hired for despite asking multiple times and being the hardest working and most loyal employee there.
Current Employee:
8/10 Stars (edited)
No review available
Current Employee:
1/10 Stars
This review has been deleted by COMPANY
Current Manager:
10/10 Stars
Everyone here is so agreeable and everyone works hard! I wouldn't have been able to keep this place running without my little family of employees!
