#butchslashesyou

[butchslashesyou]

Butch, the people wanna know.

After you kill victims who complain about food or don't like it, do you steal their phones and give yourself a 5-star review on yelp?

❝Can't get good reviews if they're dead. So... Gotta get those reviews in somehow.❞

[butchslashesyou]

Butch... as a humble duck asking.

I was informed of a certain thing last night from baby's roommate. I'm supporting him because thats what he needs (and its what I as a boyfriend am supposed to do, happily)

I'm just afraid of him switching up again on him. Hes gotten a few apologies from him, and nothings changed or its lasted a few days and then shit goes back to normal.

Any advice on murder in case shit goes south or if baby calls one of us upset?

❝Mm... Yeah, he told me 'bout that. Sugar's got heart... He seemed hesitant on the entire situation but he looked hopeful. Just gotta wish that hope ain't busted. I don't know much that goes on over there...❞ he mumbled with a shrug.

❝But I do know someone's gon' be meetin' my right hand gal if things go south.❞ he held back a snicker, holding up his beloved butcher knife.

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❝Best part of the whole job? The panic. Don’t even have to do much to get a real good freakout. A slow approach is often all it takes to make someone stumble over their own feet. Fuckin' pathetic... but endearing.❞

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