I LIVE!!!!!

seen from Spain
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seen from United States

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seen from Germany
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seen from United States
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I LIVE!!!!!
Uhh... I think there's a scratch mark on my left buttocks.... how did I scratch myself there?
paris: look bud, my cornetto has a cornipple
Living with Paris
This morning paris woke me up at 10am to watch a movie that starts with an in depth and highly explicit scene of two horses breeding.
paris was throwing a packet of jelly against the living room walls and the wrapping opened so now he has to make the jelly but we don't have a big bowl yet so he has to make it in the measuring jug #adulthood
paris decorated our front door whilst I was at work
Casually listening to Madonna's new album
paris just sat down on my lap and attempted to pluck my eyelashes wat