Apr 4, 2017
"let me just update you on my life" *shows you 5000 memes*
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"let me just update you on my life" *shows you 5000 memes*
may 1st shall now be remembered as the day paris and i both pulled a whitey in the middle of the woods and ended up in there for 4 hours
paris: look bud, my cornetto has a cornipple
Me: Like a sunset of pubic hair?
Paris: Yeah!
Living with Paris
This morning paris woke me up at 10am to watch a movie that starts with an in depth and highly explicit scene of two horses breeding.
paris was throwing a packet of jelly against the living room walls and the wrapping opened so now he has to make the jelly but we don't have a big bowl yet so he has to make it in the measuring jug #adulthood
paris decorated our front door whilst I was at work
Best thing about being around when Paris is picking clothes to get rid of from his wardrobe?
First dibs on all the oversized jumpers