#buttbot

[buttbot]

A friendly buttbot appears!

[luckydreaming]

You: Queer^2

damn right

[saturn-and-soliloquies]

buttbot replied to your post:also me and jesse have been together officially...

it seems weird to be exclusive before you’re official imo? like, I go from the first date when I calculate how long Chris and I have been together

Well it was bc we started hooking up at the very end of the school year so we didnt commit to anything until we had more time together which is why we didnt become official until school got back. but we both really liked each other and didnt wanna see anyone else over the summer so we were exclusive without fully committing until we got to spend a lot more time together to make sure it worked

[sosorrydad]

buttbot replied to your post: “my dad has yet to come to my room and wish my a happy bday what kind...”:

Hey happy birthday you're so great

hey thank you 💩❤️

[tayliberalsjwift]

Why do you go by Michael? Are we middle name twins?

If your middle name is Michael then yes we are. I dunno, it’s what I always went by online out of a combination of my juvenile fear of people online finding me when I was...14? And I just think it’s a lot more refined than Evan. I dunno. I like it more. It’s just weird cause it’s my dad’s name too, which is the only thing that’s ever made me slightly reluctant to use it. 

[coddlefish]

do you actually use your snapcat 'cause I keep including you in mass snaps on accident and I don't think you ever seen any of them? Which is maybe a good thing at this point but still wondering if it's cause we aren't mutuals or if it's because you don't even use it anymore

oh i honestly had no idea you added me, i apologize! tbh snapchat has never told me when someone added me

[sosorrydad]

buttbot replied to your post: “today was the worst i wish someone had hatecrimed me on the way home”:

Hate crime: you're tacky and I hate you

i saw someone on the street that looked exactly like you