don't you DARE take the name of texas in vain

i’m turner! i'm a 32 y/o white gay cis male, so he/him! native texan, current minnesotan. happily married and polyamorous. ask for my ig, twitter, or snapchat! i spend most of my time on twitter or playing ffxiv (midgardsormr server, IGN: turner coddlefish, ranged main). icon by hawlucha!!

[coddlefish]

our first photo together and our last photo together, with 4,072 days between.

thank you for everything, carter. i will love you for the rest of my days.

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[nitrobishop]

If you went somewhere that advertised "fried chicken" and found out they didn't have wings or thighs, would you consider that false advertising?

No, "fried chicken" is just any cut that's been fried

Yes, you know damn well what "fried chicken" entails

Remaining time: 15 hours 30 minutes

[bobdylanyaoi]

everybody's gotta have a guy named michael

[bobdylanyaoi]

stop talking about your boyfriends this is about michael corleone from the godfather and maybe michael nesmith from the monkees

[pekingopera]

[vedurnan-archive]

[sacred-portal]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[rbmichael-deactivated20160826]

spongebob a freak!!!!! succin squidward while the other fish watch!!!!!

need me one like that

[lunaeregia]

[skoople]

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

[imperialinquisition]

are you going to tell her or

[skoople]

her masters degree is in biology

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[goth-queen]

[sandmandaddy69]

[woodrider]

may cause eye strain

[inwardhardar]

[theehorsepusssy]

[stingchronicity]

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

[mahgck]

"don't post spoilers for the odyssey movie" I Guarantee Even If You Havent Read It You Know Over Half Of The Plot Points Through Cultural Osmosis its been 3000 YEARS.