26. butterbrot.
what is a sandwich? what is a goddamn sandwich?
must i put up with this vile mockery, this, this clownery?
must i???
i made homemade whole wheat bread. sliced. buttered right out of the oven.
the butter immediately melted into the bread. i surveyed my "sandwich" with disdain.
it was buttered fresh bread, of course it was good. i had a second slice. slice, not sandwich. this is not a sandwich. even if i had folded it over, it would not have been a sandwich.
i don't know who they think they are, these germans. to sully my domain. me, the sandwich king!
earlier this same day i cured my own goddamn ham for the sole purpose of making a good sandwich. do not insult me like this. this is your only warning.
NOT A SANDWICH COUNTER: 2
