Divine Schadenfreude

I'm gonna change my answer, in fact. This is my real job. Soothsayer, International Union of Soothsayers.

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07/22/2026 is National Mango Day 🥭 🌎, International Brain Day 🧠 🌎, Pi Approximation Day 🥧🌎, National Rat Catcher's Day 🐀🇺🇸, National Hammock Day 🇺🇸, National Penuche Fudge Day 🇺🇸

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by Irene

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07/21/2026 is National Lamington Day 🇦🇺, National Crème Brûlée Day 🍮🇺🇸, National Junk Food Day 🍫🇺🇸, No Pet Store Puppies Day 🐶🇺🇸

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

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07/20/2026 is International Chess Day ♟️🌎, National Get Out of the Dog House Day 🐶🛖🇺🇸, National Lollipop Day 🍭🇺🇸, National Moon Day 🌕🇺🇸

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07/19/2026 is National Ice Cream Day 🍦🌎, International Retainer Day 🌎, National Daiquiri Day 🍹🇺🇸

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07/18/2026 is National Sour Candy Day 🍬🇺🇸, National Strawberry Rhubarb Wine Day 🍓, National Woodie Wagon Day 🇺🇸, Toss Away the Could Haves and the Should Haves Day 🇺🇸, National Caviar Day 🇺🇸, Union Pledge Day 🇦🇪, Nelson Mandela Day 🇺🇳

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07/17/2026 is World Emoji Day ❤️🌎, World Day for International Justice ⚖️ 🌎, Korean Constitution Day 🇰🇷, National Peach Ice Cream Day 🇺🇸, National Yellow Pig Day 🇺🇸, Wrong Way Corrigan Day 🇺🇸, National Tattoo Day 🇺🇸, National Lottery Day 🇺🇸

[kafkasapartment]

Silver Metal Over Black Methacrylate, 2018. Txema Yeste. Silver Gelatin

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07/16/2026 is World Snake Day 🐍 🌎, National Corn Fritters Day 🌽🇺🇸, National Personal Chef Day 👩‍🍳👨‍🍳🇺🇸, National Cherry Day 🍒 🇺🇸

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07/15/2026 is National I Love Horses Day 🐎 🇺🇸, National Pet Fire Safety Day 🇺🇸, National Tapioca Pudding Day 🇺🇸, National Hot Dog Day 🌭🇺🇸, National Gummi Worm Day 🇬🇧, St. Swithins Day 🇬🇧, Hampshire Day 🇬🇧, World Youth Skills Day 🇺🇳

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A good Bastille Day to all! 🇫🇷

[twixnmix]

Ethel Waters and her husband Clyde Edwards Matthews photographed by Carl Van Vechten on June 8, 1932.

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07/14/2026 is Cow Appreciation Day 🐮🇺🇸, National Grand Marnier Day 🥃🇺🇸, National Nude Day 🇺🇸, Tape Measure Day 📏🇺🇸

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Item: Pigeon Shoes; a cheaper version of Flying Shoes that occasionally get distracted by bread crumbs