Remember if you are depressed or feeling alone
butter fixes everything you need a quick breakfast but all you have is bread? Butter. Have a bad day? Salted butter. In an abusive relationship? Cut them off and eat some butter. Your stake tastes bad? Butter and garlic. You are a pro baseball player and all the baseballs faded out of existence? Make a ball out of butter and if you get hungry during practice you can just take a bite out of it. Can’t get out of bed in the morning? Remember that you have bread and some salt and butter waiting downstairs.











