#butyouneverknow

[jalexandercomedy]

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I watch murder mystery shows so much that I think my wife is tryna kill me 😳 #SheProllyNotTho #ButYouNeverKnow #ShesANursePractitioner #ImLowKeyScaredOfHer #SheKnowsSurgeons

[lanternandscroll]

When it's a little slow in the shop I spritz this 100% Genuine Money Offering Spray and the orders pour in. . . #foolborneveryminute #butyouneverknow #canthurt #unlessitscancerous #moneyofferingspray (at Lantern & Scroll)

[haikuhamo]

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#LatePost from earlier today. Random dude pulled over on the side of the road while I was charging my #NissanLeaf and I'm pretty sure he drew up plans for terrorism. The good news is I watched the news tonight and there were no kidnappings or bombings reported. #AlwaysHadAnImagination #ButYouNeverKnow #SaysTheGuyThatLooksLikeTheCriminal #AngrySamoan

[kristablockyoga]

Tonight's the night! Learn how to exit pincha like Willy Wonka opening his chocolate factory to the public for the first time at @awakeningyogastudio in Richmond Hill, GA. (We'll try this one with partners.) Can't wait for a workshop all about falling with style and control 🍭 #ThereMightBeCandy #ProbsNotThough #ButYouNeverKnow

[graveyardtales-blog]

So that's a real thing

So a lesbian bus came through tonight. About 20 lesbians came piling out of the purple bus. And I'm not sure if it's because I'm a terrible person or what but I thought it was odd that they all got hotdogs... Might just be me.

[surtido-rico]

I hace a maths exam today, WISH ME LUCK I'm so nervous

[babyblue40]

11:11 needs to seriously start doing it's job.

[mistakenappearances]

idunknowwhatthespacebaris.